socially responsible reasons to punch someone |
Slow Walker, Sideway Blocker! Hmm. Lovely day for a stroll, isnt it Slow Walker SidewalkBlocker? Maybe a little meandering in the park? A leisurely promenadeby the river? A jaunt in the middle of a c...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:39:00 GMT |
lifes still the same yet alwasy changing |
Still in Lemoore, Leaving for a boat det shortly.The neon is no more, I traded for a 2001 ford ranger XLT. very nice.Still single and no roomates.Not sure what the next year holds. Lots of options....
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:17:00 GMT |
military slang |
Slang from Operation Iraqi Freedom angel : a soldier killed in combat, used among some US medical personnel. battlefield Airmen : Air Force Special Operations Command[AFSOC] pararescue, combat contro...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:21:00 GMT |
boston survival courtesy of oceanviewpress |
1- You think of Philadelphia as the deep south. 2- You think it is your God given right to cut someone off in traffic! ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:46:00 GMT |
ehy utah sucks |
1.Utah does not even have a baseball or football team.2.Utah specializes in "milk and cookie" parties!!!!3.Utah media seems to concentrate on crime in other states(especially California) when it occur...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:58:00 GMT |
simulate navy life |
1. Buy a dumpster, paint it gray and live in it for 6 months straight. 2. Run all of the piping and wires inside your house on the outside of the walls. 3. Pump 10 inches of nasty, cra...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:09:00 GMT |
more navy jokes |
Subject: The Navy Chief The Power of the Almighty Chief Petty Officer As a crowded airliner is about to takeoff, the peace is suddenly shattered by a five-year-old boy who p...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 08:53:00 GMT |
funny military quotes |
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 08:39:00 GMT |
murphys laws of combat |
1. Friendly fire - isn't. 2. Recoilless rifles - aren't. 3. Suppressive fires - won't. 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 5. A sucking chest woun...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 08:34:00 GMT |
mcdonalds better than the navy |
100 Reasons McDonald's is better than the Navy Another classic from the archives. The original list was a joint effort by a lot of disgruntled sailors. I'll try and link to the weird terminology....
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 08:04:00 GMT |
