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Hubert Cumberdale

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About Me

Wassup rockers. I live in duluth. Work in a restaurant. Write short stories and activist rants. listen to alot of music. watch alot of movies. love my baby daughter kaylee who is 2 now. disagree with war in iraq. think americas priorities are severely out of order. think mtv might be the worst thing on television next to any reality show. like cheese....alot. enjoy dark art. love old school pin up girls and rockabilly fashion. am a cat person. wish i could scream. enjoy intelligent conversation.

My Interests

Music. Sur-realism. People. Animals. Education. Sports. Culinary Arts. politics.

I'd like to meet:

i was talking to a moth the other evening he was trying to break into an electric light bulb and fry himself on the wireswhy do you fellows pull this stunt i asked him because it is the conventional thing for moths or why if that had been an uncovered candle instead of an electric light bulb you would now be a small unsightly cinder have you no senseplenty of it he answered but at times we get tired of using it we get bored with the routine and crave beauty and excitement fire is beautiful and we know that if we get too close it will kill us but what does that matter it is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with beauty than to live a long time and be bored all the while so we wad all our life up into one little roll and then we shoot the roll that is what life is for it is better to be a part of beauty for one instant and then cease to exist than to exist forever and never be a part of beauty our attitude toward life is come easy go easy we are like human beings used to be before they became too civilized to enjoy themselvesand before i could argue him out of his philosophy he went and immolated himself on a patent cigar lighter i do not agree with him myself i would rather have half the happiness and twice the longevitybut at the same time i wish there was something i wanted as badly as he wanted to fry himself

Music:

venetian snares, frog procket, desert breakcore squad, bath-aide, deathstorm, aaron spectre, the future sound of london, dresden dolls, shitmat, ebola, xrin arms, traducer bong-ra, maruosa, deathstorm, pendulum, sky eats airplane, droon, the gigglin dildas, haxan, cardopusher, beatlip, sickboy, werewolves, the devil wears prada, jeffrey and jack lewis, the frailty, robert miles, bt bad boy bill, royksopp, daft punk, mars n mystre, digweed, sasha, tiesto, armin van buren, dj irene, goldfrapp, alesana, celldweller, deathboy, the naked brothers band, free the robots, ice nine kills, a kiss could be deadly, chiodos, red jumpsuit apparatus, secondhand serenade, all that remains, anberlin, boys like girls, dividing the line, drop dead gorgeous, dresden dolls, sky eats airplane, flyleaf, eyes set to kill, he is legend, underoath, saosin, mozart season, sunny day real estate, undercover sluts, time lapse consortium, Concord Dawn, Metalhedz, white zombie, nin, violent femmes, death cab for cutie, valet, the numbs, auf der maur, evergreen terrace, Sage, pixies, modest mouse, weezer, the cure,team sleep, string cheese, moe, milla, local h, dragonforce, ice cube, west side connections, bobaflex, lords of acid, amenra, the a.k.a.s are everywhere, made out of babies, red sparowes, skinny puppy, front 242, krs one, k-os, busdriver, jimmy eat world, gary jules, chris issak, tears for fears, aesop rock, alpha team, utah saints, detroit grand pubas, Freaky Flow, etc. Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Nasum, Shadows Fall, Switchblade Symphony, HIM, Soilent Green,atreyu, dimmu, king diamond, iced earth, cradle of filth,rasputina, aphex twin, apocolyptica, glampire, goatwhore, frank zappa, tool, rhcp, lamb of god, down, superjoint ritual, circle takes the sqaure, maraloka, as the end, cryptosy,chronic future, the von bondies, the sissor sisters, pitman, chevelle, coheed and cambria, afi, the rasmus, strata, x, the vandals, sublime, black flag, rage, stonesour, murderdolls, cky, smashing pumpkins, beastie boys, uk kartel, def tex, the numbs, fear factory, dillinger escape plan, fishbone, tone loc, Between the Buried and me, Korn, Ministry, Slipknot, The Postal Service, Violent Femmes, Eyedea &; Abilities, Atmosphere, Murs, Murder City Devils, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Niel Diamond, Frank Sinatra, The cure, The Streets, Soilwork, NIN, Oakey, Bjork, Portishead, Mono, Widespread Panic, reverend horton heat, barnyard ballers, coffin creeps, head and neck sessions, i am the avalanche, head automatica, pepe torres, ricky vallens, jerry lewis, p.o.s, professor green, at the drive in ,i think i could go on forever

Movies:

nightmare before xmas, tideland, mirrormask, requiem for a dream, eraserhead, anything by john waters, dark city, battle roayale, natural born killers, un chien andalou, u-turn, all the masters of horror, basically any movie that leaves itself open to interpretaion, and im a sucker for dark gothic dreary films.

Television:

Southpark, ninja warrior, the shield, science channel, discovery channel...football on sundays....masters of horror, penn and teller:bullshit...weeds, rescue me, orison break(haha) the black donnelys,

Books:

OK Ill do authors.....anne rice, Stephen King, Daniel Quinn, Terry Goodkind, Herman Heiss, Truman Capote, Hunter S. Thompson, John Grisham, hp lovecraft, neil gaiman, terry goodkind, micheal connely, micheal ende, kim slaughter... a good legal or murder thriller, any good horror, a well put together documentary or biography

Heroes:

Chad Micheal Ward, John Santerineross, E. J. Bellocq, Joel Peter Witkin, Irina ionesco, Jan Saudek, Hr Giger, Anais Nin, KRK Ryden, Jason Beam, David Lynch, John Waters, Daniel QuinnChild, Doll or Bone
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Dangerous Break. Chapter 3

Alexander sat and brooded about the situation happening around him. On some inner level he was very disquieted and peculialiry disturbed though he could not begin to guess why. He had always had these...
Posted by Hubert Cumberdale on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:29:00 PST

Chapter 2. Dangerous Break

"Sir, a couple of things&.we were able to pick up a message from the ship on the emergency frequency and I got ahold of lena down at the tavern and she hasn't seen Oleg for a couple days." Although he...
Posted by Hubert Cumberdale on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:28:00 PST

Dangerous Break. Chapter 1

The NS Timor is a nuclear powered icebreaker ship belonging to the Arktik Class. Commissioned in 1993 by the Admiralty Shipyard in St. Petersburg, The Timor was designed to travel the Northern Seaway ...
Posted by Hubert Cumberdale on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:40:00 PST

a question for you perhaps?

take a look around, inside and beyond yourself. i see this sense of demoralizing fabrication conjured by the constant trend of outsourcing for ideas. i mean we are no longer the idealistic intrepid yo...
Posted by Hubert Cumberdale on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:25:00 PST

POV

 A shiny black beetle sits upon a tree and observes a lively anthill at the bottom of the trees trunk. Many individual ants racing about, unaware of the beetles scrutiny. As the beetle idly sits ...
Posted by Hubert Cumberdale on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST

My Demon

People wonder what it takes to be a good author. I personally believe in the old saying "Write what you know." With that in mind I would like to tell you a story. Its a story that is still being playe...
Posted by Hubert Cumberdale on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:04:00 PST

Focus.

I cant seem to smile for you afterive tasted your sick desireslow grey decaying matterof fact youve been dead for so longi cant remember the lying eyesthat dont cry anymore cantseem to hold my souls a...
Posted by Hubert Cumberdale on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:22:00 PST

The real deal behind Puff the Magic Dragon. My new Story

Jackie Paper slowly pulled the legs off of another fairy. The small witless creature seemed to writhe and undulate with spasms of pain although not even the faintest of sounds escaped her small blue l...
Posted by Hubert Cumberdale on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:29:00 PST

"Tolikani"....my new story

It was the first time that I took the shape of the coyote that I truly learned to run with the earth. There was a soft humming all around me, then a disturbing feeling that I can never fully help you ...
Posted by Hubert Cumberdale on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST

my dark short story

I remember when it happened. I woke up one morning and the children were dead. every child under the age of 6 lie dead in their beds. Some having died in the most foulest and unforgivable ways. Improb...
Posted by Hubert Cumberdale on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:08:00 PST