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[Jessicardigan]

KEEP BRITAIN GRIMEY

About Me

We're usually wearing lipstick frowns and hating things... or lurking on your myspace.

My Interests

The Cardigang // Pokes and bites // Playing games but not having fun // Comedy Hats // Minxing // Best Friend Wishes // Spooning // When Dave gets jokes wrong // My boy duvet // Tavern Tuesdays with The Pub Club // Teabags // Playing with Pete the Feet // Waking up to have a rest // Party tights // David's 'facts' // The Van Dyke Forum // Gin and Juice // Ruby's bed (and my special pillow) // The rest of the Fantastic Four // 80s fridays // Top Trumps with Guitardave // Comedy walks // New lipstick // When Emma spins me like lovers do in movies // Disliking feminism // Northerners // Swings // Snazzz Quap // Asda Adventures // Laughing at people who say 'woo' a lot // Communal cardigans // Hipbones // BlackAndWhite // My wonderful xylophone // Our comedy jimjams collection // Disco.

I'd like to meet:

Matt Bellamy. Brandon Boyd. Jarvis Cocker. Karen O. Jon Richardson.
I certainly do NOT want to meet Punch and/or Judy ever ever ever again.
I love meeting this lot (and my friends that have decided not to sell their souls to Myspace) ...

Music:

'Jess, do you know what you are? ACTUAL totally addicted to bass.'

Well my best ever is Muse, second Incubus. At the moment j'aime... The Arcade Fire, The Dresden Dolls, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Faint, Bright Eyes, Placebo, Kings of Leon, Imogen Heap, Damien Rice, Reath, Sleater Kinney, Biffy Clyro, Antony and the Johnsons, Nirvana, Skream, Hells Bell[end]s, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madness, Pendulum, Hole, Rush, Spunge, Regina Spektor, Klaxons, Marillion, Sigur Ros, Eels, Porcupine Tree, Radiohead, The Prodigy, Gregory and the Hawk, Pulp etc etc.
Everyone likes music, so nobody really cares.

ska/funk punk/prog rock/new wave/pretty-twinkly/dub/ drum&bass/alternative/indie/ techno.techno.techno

Movies:

I LIKE ZERO FILMS. (Except James and the Giant Peach)

Television:

Alan Partridge
The Mighty Boosh
Green Wing
Corrie
Hollyoaks
Peep Show
Big Brothel
Sugar Rush
Outnumbered
Flight of the Conchords
Brasseye
Charlie and Lola
Devvo
Music channels
ANTM
Chucklevision
I particularly like watching really shallow programs about thin and pretty people or celebrities.

Books:

MASSIVE

Heroes:

My mama because she never stopped smiling.
My Ruby because she makes sure i never stop smiling.

My Blog

TimTimTim.

One of my very best friends, Tim Nurse, is a young artist living in Bristol. He deserves some recognition because he puts an awful lot of time and effort into his painting and the outcome always shows...
Posted by [Jessicardigan] on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:28:00 PST

DRAMA

Recently, somebody (naming no names-g'dave) has been complaining that im too dramatic. This is because i like everything to be how it is in films, i think its mainly due to watching too...
Posted by [Jessicardigan] on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:28:00 PST

A myspace observation:

Have you ever found ANY of the folk in the 'cool new people' box on your home page to look even the teeny-tiniest bit 'cool'? I thought not. xox...
Posted by [Jessicardigan] on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:14:00 PST

BAR

Are you sitting comfortably? Well, it all started when Timbo, Linda, Ruby and I had left the others and were heading home from the pub on my birthday. Whilst discussing drinking establishments in town...
Posted by [Jessicardigan] on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:19:00 PST

Bad Words.

Here is the complete list of words which we dislike: -Flannel -Moist -Spree -Seeping -Wound -Suckle -Bleed -Throbbing -Vein -Pulsating -Swollen - Dangle -Grind -Split You can make your own senten...
Posted by [Jessicardigan] on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:43:00 PST