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Tofurky Monster

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About Me

I am a recent North West transplant. However, I've had more addresses and past lives than I can remember. Through the haze I distinctly remember working for the National Park Service, chasing Big Horn Sheep and Condors, Mexico, worshiping Sherman Alexie at the Taos Poetry Festival, Meg Lee Chin, Bright Eyes, Shannon Wright, Mole Hill and Celexico at Solar Culture Tucson's BYOB music venue, Flam Chen the fire breathing group galavanting in my backyard, Rinde Eckert and Laurie Anderson destroying my brain at the Robert and Margarite Mondavi Center for the Performing Arts, a boat load of shit talk with the kids from Tower Cafe in fetted Sacramento, life and death and life again then death and life at B Street Theatre, followed by a long train ride and then waking up in my brothers opium-den/computer room somewhere on Beacon Hill.

My Blog

"Where the Funny Matters" at KEXP

KEXP BLOG Two years ago I popped off the Coastal Starlight, looked up at the skyline as visible from the South King Street Amtrak station and began my love affair with Seattle.   I'm a greedy lover an...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:39:00 GMT

Tofurkey Monster does Funky Chicken

My chicken run has begun! I opened Brother Coyote Sister Fox today to a massive cheering crowd of about 50 10 year olds! Totally fun! After two weeks of rehersal I pulled off playing a survivor sty...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:54:00 GMT

Tofurkey Monster Done Wrong

This is me laid out for the first time since 2004.The official prognosis is Sinus Infection. What this means is that my sinus, one of the gooeists parts of my body, has an uninvited guest that doesn'...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 14:46:00 GMT

Arizona

This is a rendering of THE GRAND CANYON SKYWALK a glass bridge that will be built over a portion of the Grand Canyon (just in time for people to vote for a new set of 7 wonders in the world!). This i...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 23:07:00 GMT

TEXAS

This is picture of the Haka Warrior Dance from the Tongan tribe being performed at a High School Football game in Euless Texas Alex Kautai by one of the tribes more recent decedents. The dance is a 6...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 22:39:00 GMT

My Night With Sky Cries Mary

I was first introduced to Sky Cries Mary by Kirk, an 18 year old professional rock climber from Seattle who was going to school in Flagstaff AZ with me. Kirk used to climb storm drains to break into 2...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 16:10:00 GMT

War of the Words in Rolling Stone Magazine

Right around my birthday I met a guy named Paul (name withheld for various Homeland Security reasons) out in (city of residence withheld for Guantanimo Bay reasons) who was making a political spoof th...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 18:29:00 GMT

Wouldnt Urban Hipster make a lovely movie title?

I spent last night out in the U District watching my favorite cartoonist/rockstar David Lasky sit and do a panel discussion with Harvey Pekar the American Splendor star of comic book and silver screen...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 19:09:00 GMT

Acts of Courage Beneath the Dick's

After Kanye, I checked my radio into the PR office, grabbed my backpack and cabbed home. I was still a little up when I arrived so I stopped in at Dick..s for a burger (out of towners this is a famou...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:25:00 GMT

Now Bumb Now Shoot, Now Bumb..

That evening marked the opening of the hip hop part of the festival. I escorted Jonathan Moore the most popular man in Seattle to the back stage. Moore, a former headliner with the group Source of L...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:21:00 GMT