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james

About Me

i am afflicted with chronic slothfulness but sloths are fucking funny. i read real good lately.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

meat.

My Blog

Glowface McKittensmilk in the kitchen window.

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Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 14:22:00 GMT

halsted and armitage. the bus stop of COMPLIMENTS.

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Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 14:14:00 GMT

cold on the 3ird.

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Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 14:13:00 GMT

score.

today started out with swirly tandem tree squirrel dances as viewed from the bussing to work. i was two hours in the late getting to work but thanks to a trip to Parallel-universe-where-i'm-pretty-fuc...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:05:00 GMT

eldergasm

i put my old squeaky shoes on today and got the mail. my feet didn't recognize their past home. the mail gave me a copy of Keenager News. it's the paper that makes seniors feel sweet and statutory bec...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 14:34:00 GMT

racist boy-fuckin' greek bastards.

i wasn't quitting alcohol. i just didn't have any in the house for two days. i confused absence with abstinence. shit. who the fuck are you?
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:18:00 GMT

caffeinasia.

i quit alcohol sunday. i start alcohol when i get a job. i quit coffee monday but that was stupid so i start coffee now.
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:18:00 GMT

yummm...

your new favorite snack is a head of garlic baked in the oven for one hour at three hundred twenty-five degrees. you enjoy taking cloves of this garlic and squeezing them onto crackers. when you ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 18:10:00 GMT

job job job tiddly job job job

james. i call you this morning. you no answer your phone. I AM OMAR. i give you job. if you no want to pay the uncle sam i pay you cash.this job. ah this job. you no make that much money. if i ma...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:01:00 GMT

shiny mud balls of crazy japan kid fun!

i just jumped on the athanasius kircher bandwagon and made myself a dorodango. it looks a lot like a shinier version of a really round rock i found when i was little. my pappap tried to tell me it was...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 19:30:00 GMT