Miss Chainsaw [Gypsy]

Beth

You're a meat hating bitch. I hate that you count calories when you're drunk. Your cat is also crazy and I think I might steal him from you when I come to gather my possessions from your shed. Well by...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 23:12:00 GMT

Cardinal sins of steak

All too often I hear horror stories of steaks being mutilated with what should be criminal... Overcooking, A1... *shudders* Really, what's wrong with people? A good steak should be respected, and neve...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:31:00 GMT

"Why don't you want kids?!"

I frequently find myself uncomfortably surrounded by individuals wishing to question my child-free lifestyle. Let me start by saying this- I am 22 years old, unmarried, and make less than $15/hr. Thou...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:39:00 GMT

We’re Homeowners Now

As of November 26th, Quinn and I became first time homeowners. Words cannot even begin to tell you how thankful this Thanksgiving will be!
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:30:00 GMT

So wow, its been a while!

Hey, folks. I know I haven't updated in a long time, so I feel I must say something here for those who haven't been able to keep up!The last thing I talked about was my car. Well, it's been dead in th...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:36:00 GMT

I’m tired of talking about my car

No, I’m not driving my car right now. Yes, it is broken. Yes, I am driving someone else’s car. Is there anything else that you need to know?People at my work annoy me. Everyday some asshol...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:07:00 GMT

Is it possible that I rock at canine behavior/training?

So I have Max, the newest addition, over here at the house. Everything was going fine until I discovered his dirty, little secret. He's possessive. He thinks I'm *his*. He actually attempted to challe...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:58:00 GMT

There comes a point in time when I must ask myself...

Am I anyone's best friend? Have I ever been? Does anyone need me? Does anyone miss me? Can anyone trust me? 
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:45:00 GMT

Personality type!

Interesting: Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63% Stability |||||||||||| 46% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83% ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:57:00 GMT

The future.

Oh fuck, I just had a whole, huge blog typed up then I accidentally erased it. Okay, so here are the basics: In 2-3 years Quinn and I will likely be getting engaged, buying a house and possibly gettin...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:17:00 GMT