in response to bush's state of the union address 1/07 |
number one. buy a farm, this country's headed back to the stone age, and bush basically admitted his failures. being self-sufficent is the only way out. the close-ups of excited statesmen from p...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 00:02:00 GMT |
john kerry's speech 4/22/06 |
looks like sen. kerry has grown some balls in the last two years. where was this speech during his election campaign? if you ask me not much has really changed since then. check it out at www.kerry.s...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:07:00 GMT |
top 100 simpson quotes...pt.2 |
same as before, this ain't gospel...
74. "dr. nick, where'd you hide the bodies?" "ahh, such a nice day, i think i'll go out the window..."- dr. nick riviera
73. "what did i do to deserve such ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 20:00:00 GMT |
the irish have their season.... |
ok, so i'm a little wrecked right now but i need to write this down before i forget....so that some historian will one day extract this message from some pile of rubble in the not-so-distant futre...a...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 20:34:00 GMT |
top 100 simpson quotes....pt.1 |
DISCLAIMER: these quotes are from memory. they are not 100% accurate. if you flag me on being wrong, you're a loser. just read, remmber, and laugh.
100. "mr. simpson, this is the most clear cut case o...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 17:38:00 GMT |
the state of baseball |
congratulations bruce sutter! thats right people, i am talkin' baseball, and my subject today is the baseball hall of fame. bruce sutter was inducted the other day, and i almost puked my ramen dinner ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 15:13:00 GMT |
you spin me right 'round baby |
the needle drops.
the speakers pop and hiss...
Someone recently gave me guff over the fact that I still listen to vinyl. Let me tell you people something. Records are more than simply a delivery ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 20:19:00 GMT |
i hate tom |
hey all, i'm sure no one is reading this but i just have to vent. I HATE THAT CUNT TOM!!! (no not you tommy touchdown) i'm talking about that guy that appears on your friend list as soon as you join m...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:17:00 GMT |
to drink, or to drive? |
so sit right back and hear a tale, both sad and ironic....and true.
t'was last night when, in an odd turn of events,
i was harrassed by the boys in blue.
i had been out that night with a big gro...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 08:10:00 GMT |
chicks and fiddles |
i recently asked my self: "why do chicks, and people in general, hate me?" The answer came to me whilst in line waiting to rent a truck from home depot to pick up some heinous couches to furnish my em...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 20:28:00 GMT |
