My jobs in radio and tv have afforded me the opportunity to meet many people. Also through my work with the Jaycees I have met some pretty influential people as well. Some that evade those scopes include President Clinton (a former jaycee), the GMA team...Charlie, Diane, Robin and Tony (what stories they could tell), Bono (a man on the edge of world politics with an eye on humanity) and B. B. King (just for the opportunity to meet a legend). The person responsible for the following...
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THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents, expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice she has gained 17 pounds
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 fall asleep in his big strong arms.
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by a naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her bearded clam
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers enroute to airport
9:15 Flight in personal Jet
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club (blow job enroute) - Play front nine - 2 under
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of 2002 Shafer Hillside Select
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Hawaii--nap enroute
3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying snappers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1,234lbs) - on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson after which she pleasures herself while you watch.
6:45 Shit, Shower and Shave
7:00 Watch news: *(your choice of big names, I'm not goin to prison)* assassinated!
7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, 2002 Shafer Hillside Select, big juicy filet steak followed by ice-cream served between a pair of big real tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Cuban cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...munching each others rugs) Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 A night cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep