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Sir Chris J Wood The Eleventeenth

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I get told alot that im very funny.... never sure if they mean my apperance tho. I suppose it works for me though as I have an amazing and beautiful girlfriend Amy Im trying to work as a photographer/digital artist.I've graduated uni with a 2.1Ba Honours in Digital Modelling And Animation. (making finding nemo type films) So anyone in need of music videos, short films and/or special effects... drop me a message.Im also a biker with my very own power monster of a Kymco Pulsar 125.... *cough* yeh,,, well,,, I guess i should do the whole Car driving thing soon.... Orrrr Just a bigger bike.

My Interests

I find almost everything interesting to some extent.... interesting and exciting are two different things. I find the puzzles of life the most interesting...e.g: Why do you need a driving licence to buy alcohol if you cant drink and drive? What colour do smurfs go when you strangle them? Whats the difference between a sushi bar and a fish mongers? Why is it called "Cargo" on a ship and "Shipment" in a car? Which mean person put a "S" in the word "Lisp"? Why is abbreviation such a long word? I can go on forever..... but i cant sleep!!! :'( Somebody HELP me PLEASE !!!

I'd like to meet:

Quite like to meet the CKY crew, (film and band) Haggard is the best film for summing up guys emotions during a break up. You women should check it out seeing as i know most of you have as down as evil, uncaring sex addicts.I'd also like to meet president Bush and ask him just what the feck is up with his secret world domination plan that isnt that secret anymore.... Watch out China :sOh yeh, and Father Christmas, Rudolf, a real Elf, the easter bunny, Jack and Sally Halloween, a real Angel and Demon, a bar-maid who doesnt charge and Mr and Mrs Perfect because......... well.......wouldnt you?

Music:

A good track is good, no matter what style of music it is...... although its a pitty the genre R&B hasnt done anything good yet. Also can somebody please tell me what R&B stands for these days? People who wanna say Rythm & Blues are mistaken... Eric Clapton is Rythm & Blues... **add any modern day R&B "artist" here**... is not!Im all up for the old skool punk scene when kids used to get drunk and fight. none of this "chemical romance" give everyone flowers cos we are punk type stuff. nor the Avril lavigne "I skate so i must be punk." Dont get me wrong, i like their music, but not the image.I relate to the Lyrics of HIM songs the most at the moment. mainly due to its humorous mock taking understanding of love.... Love hurts so why do we endure the pain? bless

Movies:

Movies are great arnt they.... we all love to waste a good 2 hours of our time sitting on our asses getting taken to another world..... (but nobody complains of deep vain thrombosis in cinemas do they!!!) I love most action films providing there is a good story which creates a realistic reason for action... Comedy's are great too. Although Horrors are my favorite as they can provoke so many emotions. Anything with a good storyline will be added to my dvd collection.

Television:

Tv is mostly crap these days... I tend to just get the dvd's of shows i like.... Scrubs, The OC, Friends, The Smoking Room, People Like Us, Viva la Bam, The IT Crowd, are all garenteed entertainment.... oh not to mention, Tricia, Sally, Jenny Jones, and all the other chavtastic bitch fests. *end sarcasm*

Books:

Lately I have really been getting into the works of David Icke. Granted his theory of the world being holographic and timeless sound a bit far fetched, but he's got the whole government secret agenda thing sussed. I do most of my readind online these days.... Im helping to save the rain forest by saving paper!