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Death By Sexy

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About Me

a revenge seeking narcoleptic insomniac humorist who loves a good fist-fight, burning other peoples books, and long walks into the sun set.
You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? ..TR the Shock Jock
(61% dark, 50% spontaneous, 63% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test ..TABLE
..TR My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 72% on darkness ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 63% on spontaneity ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 91% on vulgarity ..TABLE ..TABLE
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test
You are Salad Fingers, the little green man
himself! I WANT YOU!
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Strangely true.
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Dark Crusader
Your Superpower is Mathematics
Your Weakness is Midgets
Your Weapon is Your Gas Pistol
Your Mode of Transportation is Dragon What's your Superhero Name?

My Interests

Orange box, Guitar hero, Sideshow performance, music, guitar, martial arts, good humor , books, books, and more books, movies, not working, punching babies, and beer! Speaking of which, my new favorite is

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Palaniuk Mike Patton KateAnd most of all... God!

Music:

Dog Fashion Disco's "Adultery" is currently on infinite play mode. 16 Horsepower, Jon Spencer's Blues Explosion,Cat Power, Boards of Canada, and you will know us by the trail of the dead, dj shadow, mr bungle, django rienhart, micheal hedges, coldplay, dave mathews, soundgarden, audioslave, The Good the bad and the Queen rage against the machine, sepultura, soulfly, faith no more, tool, a perfect circle, modest mouse, mars volta, led zeppelin, pink floyd, helmet, mahavisnus orchestra, charles mingus, sigur ros, gorillas, morphine, incubus, tomahawk, slightly stupid, stone temple piolts, flamming lips, deftones, cake, primus, johnny cash, arcade fire, spoon, the beatles, muse, m83,Rob Zombie, the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Dresden Dolls, Lovage, the Handsome Boy modeling School, Dredg, and Peeping Tom, Protest the Hero, Cephallic Carnage (just Lucid Intervals)Wolfmother, Decemberists

Movies:

No Country For Old Men,Sunshine, Pan's Labyrinth, Children of Men, Babel, Beerfest, American History X, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Memento, Pi, Napolean Dynamite, Requiem for a Dream, Time Bandits, Fist of Legend, Legend of the Drunken Master, Office Space, Boondock Saints, In the Mouth of Maddness, Big Trouble in Little China, The Matrix, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rules of Attraction, Seven, 12 Monkies, Austin Powers, Natinal Lampoon's Animal House and Van Wilder(your sense of humor sucks if you hated it), Dawn of the Dead (both versions), Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead (oh hell, anything with zombies in it.) Garden State, Super Troopers, Evil Dead I/II/Army of Darkness, The Cell, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Almost Famous, The Princess Bride, The Prince of Darkness, Kill Bill 1/2, Vanilla Sky, Brazil, A Scanner Darkly, Prestige,

Television:

Six Feet Under, Supernatural, Heroes, Deadwood, Lost, C.S.I Las Vegas/Miami/New York, Smallville, Carnivale, Rescue Me, Weeds, M.X.C, Ultimate Fighter, Drawn Together, Southpark, My Name Is Earl, Millenium, Prison Break, and Boondocks.

Books:

World Without Us, The God Delusion, Southland Tales "Two Roads Converge" & "Fingerprints." Y the Last Man, Ex Machina, 300, Anything by Paulaniuk - Pratchett - Lovecraft - Lumley, Little & Dick, Geek Love, The Dark Tower series, Memoirs of a Sword Swallower, Fast Food Nation, Everything You Know is Wrong, Lies My Teacher Told me, I Lucifer, The Contortionist's Handbook, Good Omens, Neverwhere, Swan Song, The Zombie Survival Guide, Satan Burger, Paradise Lost, Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimemsions, Almost History, Wet Works, Xombies, Patriots, Slaughterhouse Five, Cats Cradle, Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks, The Big Book of Revenge, Memnock the Devil, Very Special People, 101 Things You Don't Know About Science and Neither Does Anybody Else, Tao of Physics, The Holographic Universe, Confessions of a B Movie Actor, Battle Royale, The Prestige, Thank You For Smoking, Dispatch, Kiss Me Judas/Phineas Poe/Hell's Half Acre, Intelligent Thought, Winkie, War Z, Running With Scissors, Alhazred, The Road, South of the Pumphouse, The Blind Watchmaker, Red Dragon/Silence of the Lambs/Hannible/Hannible Rising, The Third Policeman, The Saint

Heroes:

Flight of the Conchords for being so ridiculously funny... while looking so serious. H.P. Lovecraft practically invented modern horror. He did his own thing even though it made him no money. Django had 2 f'ing usable fingers on his fret hand and played better than anyone else... ever! I have all my fingers and still suck! .Obviously! Too cool for school. Super creative, super intelligent Cochise, the last free indian! The funniest man on the planet. Unknown hero! Greatist american hero! Keeps doing his thing! My hats off to aquaman for being tough enough to take the pussy rap all these years! And of course, the almighty Chuck!

My Blog

The philosophical debate has ended! 11 reasons why drinking alone is ok!

In case you are on the anti-side of drinking alone here are my bullet proof 11 points why drinking alone is perfectly ok... and fun! 1. Sometimes you get to wake up in strange new exciting places caus...
Posted by Death By Sexy on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:56:00 PST

stupid work questions: part uno

Most of the time I'm pretty good at either not laughing or keeping my mouth shut, but there are times when this is not the case.These are all 100% true and have either happened to me or when I was in ...
Posted by Death By Sexy on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 05:40:00 PST

Hot pocket!!!

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Posted by Death By Sexy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:42:00 PST

Patton Oswald on the evils of modern science, the failure bowl, and living at home at 43

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Posted by Death By Sexy on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:10:00 PST

mxc! If you weren't a fan before, you will be today!

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Posted by Death By Sexy on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:27:00 PST

I dare you to finish the whole thing!

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Posted by Death By Sexy on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

Oh shit! "The humans are dead!"

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Posted by Death By Sexy on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:51:00 PST

The most beautiful girl in the room

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Posted by Death By Sexy on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 06:28:00 PST

Street Fighter real fight! Ryu vs. Ken!

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Posted by Death By Sexy on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:13:00 PST

Rube Goldberg car commercial

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Posted by Death By Sexy on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST