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&lt;KayDoubleYou&gt;

I am here for Friends

About Me

I whisper empty sounds in your ear
And hope that you won't let go
Take the pieces and build them skywards
Biffy Clyro - Machines

Hi. I'm Kyle, and I'm a complete fucking bastard.
A few points about the insane awesomeness of the KayDoubleYou.
+ Seventeen years old.
+ Single. Shocker, huh?
+ Clever fucker. (GO GO UNIVERSITY 2009)
+ Loves his friends. A lot.
+ Has a tendency to put his foot in it by speaking his mind.
+ Brutally sarcastic. If you think I insulted you, it's more likely I was just joking.
+ Makes mistakes. A lot.
+ Proud of dressing like a twat. The hat, the black stylings. It's all part of who I am.
+ Total nerd. Especially with Final Fantasy, which I bum in the face. But I'm still cool. Honest. _
+ Very, VERY perverted. But again, I'm mostly joking when I'm talking about rape and paedophilia. Mostly. =)
+ Emotionally withdrawn. I don't give anything away easily. If I trust you enough though, I'll spill. A lot. So much you'll wish I'd just shut the fuck up. xD
+ Far too sensitive. I get hurt easily.
All in all, I'm totally awesome and manly. Feel free to add me. I like to meet new people. =D
MSN and AIM available on request. =O

My Interests

Internetting, Talking, Meeting people, Listening to music, Playing my guitar badly , playing drums badly , reading, laughing, general good things.

Music:

Tool, System of a Down, KoRn, Nine Inch Nails, Smashing Pumpkins, Placebo, Green Day, The Darkness, Muse, The Bloodhound Gang, Jane's Addiction, The Smiths, My Chemical Romance, Pink Floyd, Nightwish, Lesiem, Electric Six, Eighties Matchbox BLine Disaster, Arch Enemy, The Cure, Nirvana, Blink 182, Slipknot, Mindless Self Indulgence

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Mean Girls (SHUT UP, IT'S A GOOD FILM ;_;), Team America, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, American Pie, Thirteen, Sleepy Hollow, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Big Brother, My Name is Earl, Buffy, Angel

Books:

Discworld, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Heroes:

These are a list of my nearest and dearest friends. If you're not in it, it's not because you're worse than them. It's because they're better than you. =)
Richard: My best friend, the man is a fucking sexbeast. Intelligent, witty, bizarre, random, sick, perverted, brilliant; all of these words and more sum him up. He's been there for me always, and together we have come up with the most badass ideas of all time, and pursued manliness to its highest level. Even better, he smokes Marlboros and Drum, which makes him manly. Fucking rapedeath for him.
Craigg: My thing on the side. Craigg's one of the perviest, bitchiest people I know, which is probably why we get on so well. xD It's brilliant, we can converse for hours on anything and I always come away a little happier. He's one of the few people who can restore my faith in anything, which is a tough task for anyone. Hearts.
Duncan: My drinking partner in crime. Duncan's one of the most insane people I know. Srsly. The amount of times I've been out drinking with him, and it never gets boring. He's funny, scarily observant and able to come up with the most brilliant things evar (my first ever conversation with him was about elbow sex, for example). Plus, he likes his Marlboros. Rapehappy! =D *molests*
Sam: My bumlover. Sam is one of the people I don't really see as much as I want. "Well, why is he your hero baby?" you ask. Well, I'll tell you. He's one of the few people who has been there for me through absolutely everything. Breakups, breakdowns, fall outs, he's been there constantly. And that's worth something, right?
Lisa: My gingerthing. Whenever I'm up in Fortrose, I always end up in a room talking to Lisa for hours straight. I've only known her properly for a few months, but I can already tell her almost anything and be confident that I won't get a beating. One of the most loving, kind and understand people I know. Gingerlove.
Kirsty: My English bitch. I have no idea how we met (SHE ADDED ME RANDOMLY ON MYSPACE AND THEN APPEARED AND SAID "LOLHI I ADDED YOU". Crazy bitch). I have no idea why we're friends. All I know is that I'm glad we are. Full of gleeful bitchiness and hilarious sexual banter, we heat up the MSN conversations with our saucy words. Plus, she's surprisingly intellgent. When she wants to be. xD Gothiclust.
Fraser: My machine. God, this boy is brilliant. First night I met him, I did my now famous Fortrose party trick (drinking a shitload of vodka and becoming unable to move), and he somehow got me to move. And then GAVE ME MORE DRINK. Ever since then, we have been firm friends and allies, conquering and subjugating the lands of Fortrose and Rosemarkie, creating a beautiful flourishing party scene that sweeps the nation. Drunkrape.
Lara: My pimp shrimp. I don't know whether to count Lara as one of my closest friends or a complete bitch. xD She's certainly brutal with her honesty. Somehow though, she can make you feel better too. xD Plus, she's insane. Srsly. The amount of bizarre injokes we have is terrifying. PIMP SHRIMP; THE SKIES ABOVE; THIS IS FOOLISH, IF YOU THROW A PITCHFORK AT A SUMMONER SHE'LL DIE. Injokepimplove.
Other People (less important ones. xD)
Sanne
Rikaela
Star
Richy
Steph
Matty
Tom
Alex (how does he shot web?)
Catriona
Megan
Joanna

My Blog

Intermission: Fill this out, you whores!

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by [[KayDoubleYou]] on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:18:00 PST

I Hate Everyone In The Inverness Music Scene - Absence of Presence

I really wish I had influence in the scene, I really do. I know that a few people read this, and I love those people, but I just wish that the bands themselves would read this and send me messages of ...
Posted by [[KayDoubleYou]] on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST

The Downtown Gig Tomorrow: Why Notta Loan Suck

On September 2nd (Saturday), there's another Downtown gig. Here's who're all playing:As The SunAbsence of PresenceAshes of PaleDeviateNotta Loan...ha...haha...HAHAHAHAHAHA. *cough* So anyway. Like the...
Posted by [[KayDoubleYou]] on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:34:00 PST

Why The Downtown USA Gig Owned Your Soul

Well, here's the long awaited review for the Downtown Gig, because you're all too silly to have your own opinions and have to reply on my sharp, caustic wit to see you through. =) Note: Those bastards...
Posted by [[KayDoubleYou]] on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:06:00 PST

Why the Downtown USA gig on Friday may actually be good.

There's a concert coming up on Friday, 8pm at Downtown USA. ...>_>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It looks fucking hilarious. In case you don't know who's playing, it's the following:CurioQwertyAshes of PaleNotta Lo...
Posted by [[KayDoubleYou]] on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:48:00 PST

How To Make A Garage Band Not Suck

Ok, what the hell? I decided to check out some random musical MySpaces and discovered that, to my horror, there are no good ones. At all. Ever. There and then, I decided to myself that I would educate...
Posted by [[KayDoubleYou]] on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:37:00 PST

Balletbox Suck

So I checked my e-mails today and discovered I had a new friend interested in me, a friend in the form of a band called Balletbox (either a misspelling or a box with an ongoing ballet inside. I'm pray...
Posted by [[KayDoubleYou]] on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:22:00 PST

Hypnotize Review

Well, Ive finally found a use for my MySpace blog. Im going to be using it as a place for me to review shit. Because we need more emo teenagers reviewing shit, dont we? Yes we do, indeed... So, yea...
Posted by [[KayDoubleYou]] on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 06:18:00 PST