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maria

i tried to put the slideshow up here on myspace's video thing.. but they won't let me :(

About Me



My Interests

Music:



Movies:

Love Actually.
Kill Bill 1 & 2 Hero Eurotrip Incredibles Shrek 1 & 2

Television:

Grey's Anatomy
Heroes
Ugly Betty
House
Discovery Health
CSI
Law & Order
Desperate Housewives
Friends

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My Blog

homework oh homework, i hate you, you stink!

Homework! Oh, Homework! by Jack Prelutsky ============Homework! Oh, homework!I hate you! You stink!I wish I could wash youaway in the sink.If only a bombwould explode you to bits.Homework! Oh, home...
Posted by maria on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:38:00 PST

You know you're Filipino if...

Hoy!If any of the following sounds familiar to you, then you're probably Filipino. Admit it, some halo-halo sounds pretty good right about now.- You answer to "Pssst!!" - You point with your lips.- Yo...
Posted by maria on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:03:00 PST

Filipino accent

 IF YOU ARE  a FILIPINO, YOU WILL understand  1. Use ADIEU in a sentence.   If you are ADIEU, you are from Israel.  2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.  (phone rings).....He...
Posted by maria on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:43:00 PST

You know you're living in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail t...
Posted by maria on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:40:00 PST

Friday Night with my cousin and the girls

I LOVED it. so worth the panic the next day. hahaAnd we got a bottle of Grey Goose! yayyyyyyy. so yeah. we were all .. happy?...
Posted by maria on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

What does "californian" mean?

I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means... -Everyone hates cops -Everyone smokes weed its no big fucking deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down -The mexicans are evrywhere! -Our chicks ar...
Posted by maria on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:08:00 PST

BBQ

Antonio drinking.......
Posted by maria on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:00:00 PST

Learn Chinese in 5 MINUTES

Hahahaha.You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE WAY1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong2) Are you harboring a fugitive.................
Posted by maria on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:08:00 PST

Helpful Links

These helped me.. alot. Hope they help you too :) Get premade layouts from Myspace Layouts +(http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com)Get video codes from Videos+(http://videos.nuclearcentury.com)Looking ...
Posted by maria on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:06:00 PST