There's lots. No need for adjectives. You either like me or you love me :P
Muahahahaha.....I'm still trying to take over the world... one mustard at a time.
I have an addictive disorder so I try to avoid things I know I'll get hooked on, including life.
I have no common sense but have learned to adapt. I'm great at improvising and using my surroundings to my advantage: You see that tree? I'm hiding behind it. You see that car? It's not mine. You see that Red vs. Blue banner you're standing on? I didn't have a carpet in which to roll you in and take you out into the trunk of that car that's not mine. heeheeheee....