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solamente kel

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About Me

"There's kids killing kids with knives and forks...calling each other names, like 'dork'" - this best sums up my job as a social worker

My Interests

D.M.S.R. smoke-free philadelphia!!! pumpkin butter from trader joe's. phone dates with eva. house plants. shaking my money maker. witnessing bloody brawls on the chinatown bus. making my grandmother laugh. vacation time.

I'd like to meet:

URAQT. Is your Dad a dealer? 'Coz you're dope to me.

Music:

Currently on heavy rotation: Neko Case, Yo La Tengo, Neil Young, The Knife, Ray LaMontange, Sufjan Stevens, and Jenny Lewis.

Movies:

Big Fish, Talk to Her, Zoolander, Beauty & the Beast, In America

Books:

Middlesex, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, Catch-22, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

Heroes:

You...you will be me. And I...I'll drink all the time.

My Blog

Thumb-wrestling Champion of the World

Those of you who know and love me also know that I have short, stumpy mutant thumbs.  True, they compromise the overall beauty of my hands, but since they usually function pretty well, I typicall...
Posted by solamente kel on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 01:42:00 PST

Sexual Chocolate

The other night I had a dream that I ate a chocolate bust of Jay-Z.  I was in a department store where there were rows and rows of the new Jay-Z designer chocolate line, featuring cartoonish bust...
Posted by solamente kel on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:46:00 PST