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Michael

savage...

About Me

the truth?..........my eyes never lie...........i don't have 'game'.............i'm not boyfriend material...........i'm not a stud...........i'm not a gangsta..............i'm a funny dancer...............i'm not ambitious.............i have plenty to say but i'm not a conversationalist..........i'm not well-read or cultured...........if i could get by w/o money, i would...........i have to be motivated to think about my own skin color..........people who can't see past my blackness confuse me.........it's scary how accurate my zodiac sign is...........i think i have a good sense of humor but i'm really oversensitive...........i drink to alleviate boredom...........i have self-image issues but i'm working on it................i love the 80's..............my favorite season is Fall....................i'm not a loner by nature but i've learned to enjoy being alone.............i hate shopping and choosing what to wear on a daily basis..........i identify with sweater vests and the platypus................i'm not a church-goer or a very 'moral' individual................i consider myself to be a fair person w/ no room to judge others...........i tend to run away from my problems & pay for it.............acquaintances have described me as 'relaxed and pretty much up for anything'..............i can almost guarantee that i don't see myself as others do & that bothers me.....i started building an identity very late in life.............i love to laugh and do so easily..............my parents really don't like the President...........i can find something to like about anyone but i don't seek people out...........something happened to me that i don't remember.............i'm patient and i love to listen...........i like characters; all kinds.............i like to wander; anywhere..............institutionalization wouldn't change my life at all except for doing more drugs.......i get depressed when i don't work out.........i exercise when i'm bored, angry, confused, or stressed out.........i'm very selective about giving attention or maybe i'm just 'vindictive'...........i like privacy and being overlooked.............i envy natural storytellers.............i've experienced life as a bully, a jock, a nerd, a frat boy, and an artist........i'm still waiting for a life that i can call my own........i'd gladly forget most of my high school experience.......i'm a prude because my own capacity for passion frightens me.........yes, i deserve to be kicked in the junk for writing that above line..........my family is what keeps me from losing it...........i love being scared & scaring others...........my goal in life is to escape reality.............i write stories in my head but hate writing...........i used to draw a lot and it made me unhappy..............i've had my ego dismantled more times than i can count & i'm still here........i'm in awe of nature and give God credit for it even if It isn't as perfect as christianity makes It out to be..........i'm probably less important than i suspect i am..........i recommend failed suicide/next best thing to neardeath experience...........if i were a woman, i'd be a slut...........i don't understand competition but i love boxing..........eye contact & self-reflection is the highlight of my day.............my mouth and my mind don't always cooperate.............i like having things explained to me.............if i were an animal, i'd be a cat, but i'd choose to be a shark w/ a laser beam attached to my head...........i'm really bad with numbers, dates, etc. my brain rejects them.........i used to read the dictionary for fun as a kid........when possible, i try to speak plainly..........insects fascinate me.........i'm as sentimental as they come & can hold a grudge indefinately..........i would love to be objectified/worthy of objectification.........i like my music loud and angry..........i like sitting in the basement with the light off.........i want my own world where trees talk, little makes sense, & it rains cherry 7-Up & bugles (the snack chips)........i hate guns but love knives........my life has pretty much been planned out for me so far........i can tell you things about comic book characters that would make your jaw drop........i think it's retarded to hate someone you don't know.........i'm a statistic-in-waiting.............i could talk about myself for days.....eat life or starve...word to your mammy plain layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazy Hot Free Layouts

My Interests

running, hiking, burninating, weight-lifting, movies, abandoned buildings, thinking, drinking, rex kwon do, proofreading, fat free fig newtons, etc.

I'd like to meet:

my maker. just to shoot the sht.

Music:

Arcade Fire, Nonetaken, Muse, Seven Dust, Staind, Modest Mouse, Interpol, the Cure, Radiohead, Memphis Bleak, The Cure, Bowie, Tool, Wolfmother, Flyleaf, Disturbed, Cool & the Gang, Iggy Pop, Luscious Jackson, White Stripes, Wu Tang Clan, QotStoneage, The Ramones, Tears for Fears, Slayer, IsleyBros, Pixies, Perfect Circle, STP, Slipknot, 80's music, Depeche Mode, Talib Kweli, G-Unit, the Cars, Simply Red, Talk Talk, Godsmack, Sister Hazel, Rise Against, Rammstein, Sepultura,Mudvayne,Saliva,System of a Down, Deftones, White Zombie, Mr.Dynamite, DJ Lane Meyer, Reverend Horton Heat, Supersuckers"

Movies:

Fight Club/Elephant/Pulp Fiction/Collateral/the Good Girl/Being John Malkovich/Stand By Me/The Godfather/Of Mice and Men/Seven/Meet the Feebles/The Green Mile/Crank/Spiderman/Goonies/Apt Pupil/Labyrinth/Donnie Darko/Clockwork Orange/Permanent Midnight/Feast/Dodgeball/Old School/Varsity Blues/Stand by Me/Full Metal Jacket and the following horror movies...Army of Darkness, Bubba-Hotep, Dog Soldiers, Jack Frost, the Monster Club, Tales from the Crypt, Cats Eye, Haunt of Horror, Dolls, Killer Klowns From Outerspace, the Puppetmaster genre, Creepers, Suspiria, Twice Told Tales, Cutting Class, Night of the Demons House I & II, Student Bodies, Poltergeist, The Shinning, American Psycho, The Good Son, the Bad Seed, Creepshow I & II, Body Bags, Ginger Snaps 1 and 2, last Dragon, Garbage Pail Kids:the Movie, The Lost Boys, Arachnaphobia, Freaks, Devil Doll, Snow White: Tale of Terror, Night Shift, Chopping Mall, Stephen King's It, Nightflier, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Night of the Scarecrow, Cabin Fever, Pet Semetary, Food of the Gods II, Troll I & II, Nightmare on Elm Street (I, II, & III), Friday the 13th series (except for Jason goes to Hell), Wild Wild Planet, Freddy vs Jason, Halloween I & II, Rawhead Rex, Leprechaun back in da hood, Gremlins, Psycho, Pumpkinhead (the 1st one), Child's Play I&II, Silence of the Lambs, the Boneyard, Grim Prairie Tales, Demon Knight, the Wolfman, Clay Pigeons, Silver Bullet, The Uncanny, Toxic Avenger, Monster a-go-go, King of the Ants, Deep Rising, Tales from the Hood, Candyman, Saw, Audition, Ju-On, the Hole, Valentine, Black Christmas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Skeeter, Night of the Lepus, Sleepwalkers, Spookies, People Under the Stairs, Twin Peaks, Squirm, Ticks, Tales from the Darkside:the Movie, Twilight Zone:the movie, Urban Legend, Carrie, Scream, Wrong Turn, Transylvania 6-5000, Uncle Sam, Class of Nuke'Em High, Cthulhu Mansion, the Creeping Terror, Legend of Boggy Creek (who wears short shorts?), Destroy All Monsters, Elves (this plot is *way* out there), The Fly, Frightshow, The Willies (a must-see), Village of the Giants, Howling IV, Monster Squad, Infra-Man, Lake Placid,Terror Tract, the Fog, the Boogens, Hell Night, Happy Birthday to Me, American Werewolf in London (must-see), Fright Night, Misery, Shocker, the Thing, Last House on the Left, Grotesque, Blade Trinity, Hellblock-13, Campfire Tales, Nightmares & Dreamscapes, Batman Begins; oh who am i kidding? i love them all.""

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Law&Order, The Shield, Adult Swim, Daily Show, Reno 911. Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, OZ, Tales from the Darkside, Arrested Development, Alf, oldschool GIJoe, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Tales from the Darkside, COPS, the Real Ghostbusters, Twilight Zone, Smith, Monsters, Real World/Road Rules, Melrose Place, Dukes of Hazard, the 3 Stooges, the Munsters, Rescue Me, Surreal Life, Sopranos, Forensic Files, Masterminds, Scare Tactics, Ray Bradbury Theatre, Loveline, Ultimate Fighter, Smallville, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Outer Limits, the State, Strangers with Candy, Masters of Horror, pretty much any 80's Nickelodeon tv show, etc.

Books:

Animal Farm, Dude Where's My Country, true crime books, Lie&theLyingLiarswhotellthem, the Justin Timberlakization of Society, the Cornell West Reader

Heroes:

Spiderman,Captain America,Luke Cage,the Fantastic Four,Zartan,Taft,Dolomite,Rhonda from the 7th Level of Yar,Dr.Angus,that dreamy Rick Astley,Artie the strongest man in the world,Teen Wolf,Mad Martigan

My Blog

Things i find funny

i'm way immature but here goes nothing. things that make me laugh.. 1. awkward silence 2. most commercials that involve inanimate objects talking or people in mascot costumes; counting that Burger Ki...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Can't get the theme song from Highlander out of my head

Princes of the Universe Here we areBorn to be kings We're the princes of the universeHere we belongFighting to surviveIn a war with the darkest powersYeah!And here we are We're the princes of the univ...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST

National AC/DC Sing-A-Long Day

i don't like them either but you know you want to sing this song. Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, See me ride out of the sunsetOn your color TV screenOut for all that I can...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Because the world needs more showtunes

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Cream colored ponies and crisp ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST