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Kylie

About Me

my name is Kylie, i am 5 foot 3. i have blond hair which means that i have a few blond moments now and again, mostly now, but it's ok coz i can laugh at myself and i have learned to cope with people laughing at me. i wish that an atomic bomb would wipe out the population of chavs and leave the rest of us unharmed. i was never in the brownies so if i get lost in a wood somewhere i will get eaten by bears. i like to make people laugh and and am fun to be around, hopefuly.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the people that i would like to meet in my life time are: George Bush, so i can knee him in the bollocks and then get "i kneed George bush in the bollocks" t-shirts made and make my fortune on Camden market. (if he has any). Johnny Depp, because he's cool, sexy and everything else. Anthony Kiedis, because he has a six-pack to die for, he's sexy and he can be my red hot chilli pepper anyday! ville Valobe cause he is a God like creature. Phil Lynott (if he was not dead) because he wrote good songs and he came from nothing and became an idol and he brought hope to people. Ozzy osborne because he's the prince of darkness! my chemical romance, because they are cool, make great music and Gerard is cute! GREEN DAY. because they are the greatest band, (even if they are slightly selling out). Pete Doherty and Carl Barat because they are the epitomy of british rock 'n' roll! Kurt Cobain(if he was not dead), because he rocked! and brought grunge to us. Ian Curtis (if he was not dead) because he was 70's punk and had serious mental issues and issues in general. and he held his guitar funny, but he gave us, love will tear us apart!Oliver Cromwell, and Calvin, so i could kick their arses for taking away anything pleasurable in people's miserable lives, and for taking away alcohol, music and laughing! total freaks!!!

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