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I was joking!

rupertmurdochmustdie

About Me

When I said "Rupert Murdoch Must Die," I didn't mean that I wanted to kill Rupert Murdoch. I was just talking about the inevitability of death and decay for all living things, including the Australian head of the Fox corporation and the owner of the website on which this is being hosted.But seriously I hate that guy so much that it makes me crazy.Just kidding!

My Interests

Being an internet phenomenon. MAKE IT HAPPEN AMERICA (and other countries)

I'd like to meet:

People who've seen me on television giving the thumbs up.

Music:

Pavement, Neutral Milk Hotel, Deerhoof, McLusky, Matmos, Manitoba/Caribou/Dan Snaith, Can, Faust, Neu!, Fugazi, Liars, Destroyer, Animal Collective, Built To Spill, pre-2004 Modest Mouse, Silver Jews, Why?, The Books, Prefuse 73, Broken Social Scene, Wu-Tang Clan in general and Ol' Dirty Bastard in particular but for different reasons, Ween, Jason Forrest, Lightning Bolt, J Dilla, Sleater-Kinney, Sonic Youth, Miles Davis (early seventies era especially), Black Eyes, Black Dice, Brainiac, Enon, Smart Went Crazy, Beulah, Boredoms, Bongwater, OOIOO, Max Tundra, Melt Banana, Nina Nastasia, Sonny Sharrock, Silver Apples, John Coltrane, Girl Talk, Beach House, Shellac, Public Enemy, Pixies, My Bloody Valentine, Need New Body, Daniel Johnston, Mouse On Mars, The Mountain Goats, Mirah, The Microphones/Mount Eerie, The Blow, Lifter Puller/The Hold Steady, The Velvet Underground, Funkadelic, Fennesz, The Fall, Wire, Akron/Family, Sun Ra, Olivia Tremor Control, This Heat, Spank Rock, Syd Barrett, Johnny Cash, Glenn Branca, Califone, The Psychic Paramount... it goes on like this. ..

Movies:

Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, Joel and Ethan Coen, Little Murders, Mind Game, 3-Iron, Michel Gondry, especially his video for the Chemical Brother's "Let Forever Be," Slacker, sixties Kubrick, seventies Nicolas Roeg, David Lynch, Jan Svankmajer, some Hitchcock (ROPE), The Holy Mountain, Space Is The Place, Orson Welles, Fritz Lang, Pedro Almodovar, Ghost Dog, Straw Dogs, Dog Day Afternoon, Best In Show, The King Of Comedy, Brewster McCloud's Sexy Flying Machine, The Wicker Man, The Ruling Class, Brazil, Pootie Tang, Danger Diabolik. This used to be longer.

Television:

Home Movies, Wonder Showzen, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Colbert Report, The Office (British), Seinfeld, Kids In The Hall, The Wire, Twin Peaks, The Prisoner

Books:

Borges, Salinger, Pynchon, Kafka, Nabokov, Vonnegut, Steven Millhauser, Days Between Stations, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Catch-22, Something Happened, Sometimes A Great Notion, The People Of Paper. I read a lot of comics- more than actual books? Almost invariably. Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol, Calvin And Hobbes, Chris Ware, Daniel Clowes, Kevin Huizenga, Paul Pope's 100%, Snake And Bacon's Cartoon Cabaret.

Heroes:

Franklin Delano Roosevelt (sorry, Japanese), Robert Oppenheimer (sorry, Japan)

My Blog

This post is totally punk

    Often when I encounter someone wearing a leather jacket emblazoned with punk rock emblem patches, I will introduce myself to them, knowing that they will be honored to meet a figure...
Posted by I was joking! on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:35:00 PST

I am quite the kidder

But I am no Margot Kidder. That's as funny as it gets these days, when I try to be deliberately funny. There was something hilarious in my dream the other night, and I am so desperate for the humor t...
Posted by I was joking! on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:56:00 PST

Bin Laden to U.S.: "Eat a bag of dicks"

The other day I made a new friend. He was at one point an Arabic translator for the CIA, until his sexual orientation came out. After offering me a rimjob, he said that he really misses being able to ...
Posted by I was joking! on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:25:00 PST

Dear Ice Cream Company

Specifically, Ben And Jerry's, Hello hippies. Today I bought a quart of your Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream from my local food-discounting emporium. Upon closer inspection of the edge of the ...
Posted by I was joking! on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:25:00 PST

Cease And Desist

The time has come for this website no longer to be known as "Rupert Murdoch Must Die." I have been asked, nicely but forcefully, to stop with all of my shenanigans, henceforth to be referred to as "yo...
Posted by I was joking! on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:01:00 PST

Here's a pun for you: Rupert Murdouche

I receive word that I have new MySpace friend requests via Yahoo Mail. This is great, since Yahoo Mail is right next to Yahoo News, and I can be brought up on the latest news of the day. Today I found...
Posted by I was joking! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:26:00 PST

Exciting new ringtone business venture

You might have heard that record sales are down these days, and that major record labels have given up on trying to remedy this and are now just trying to come up with ways to adapt. There is talk of ...
Posted by I was joking! on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:55:00 PST

Rupert Murdoch must die, and so must I

And although I don't believe in reincarnation, I do think that after I die I will return as the world's first talking dog. So get ready for that.
Posted by I was joking! on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:25:00 PST

Attention: Dudes

After I graduate from college this year, I will have a BFA degree. A lot of you either already have one of these or will have one in the future. If we ever get in some conversation where we're talking...
Posted by I was joking! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

Attention: ladies

Don't go out on dates with murderers. But whenever possible, you should make a date with murder: That is to say, commit a murder.
Posted by I was joking! on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:55:00 PST