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About Me

i like canker sores, chapped lips, hangnails, rugburn, stubbed toes, paper cuts, road rash, swellbows, headaches, sunburns, bee stings, diarrhea, cramps, twitching muscles, blood blisters, torn ligaments, broken bones, grinding my teeth, feeling awkward, nosebleeds, faceplants, gut rot, withdrawl, screaming not singing, falling, eating shit bailing, and i can't wait to see what death feels like.

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My Blog

never to be passed again

Mr. Thomas woke up for school as he would any day. He slid out of bed into his plaid K-MART slippers, knuckled his crusty eyes and put on his outdated thick black bifocals. His cat Henry lay in the la...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 20:33:00 GMT

corrupting a retard

Corrupting a retard Back in Grade four, I had a teacher by the name of Miss Hay. I always wondered what the Miss was all about. She was a pretty lady, early forties, with a teenage daughter. I knew o...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 17:12:00 GMT