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Well since i just got my scuba certificate..its the greatest thing i have ever done. I like the outdoors ie..camping, fishing, fourwheeling, jet skiing, boating..basically anything that is fun to do.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
R&B, Rap, Rock, Hard Rock, Punk, Some Country....anything that catches my ears and interest
I like all kinds of movies:Spiderman, Waiting, Walk The Line, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Incredibles, Old School, The Ring, The Longest Yard, Big Fish,The Matrix, Underworld, Kingdom of Heaven, King Arthur.....Movies...there are too much to name
The Simpsons, King of the Hill, King of Queens, Friends, Smallville, Seinfeld...any tv shows that are really worth watching..that is if i ever have the time to.
Really dont read much books, but if i do read i read mostly horror, mysteries, and true stories.
My Parents, Grandparents...these people have been through a lot then had to deal with me. With that kind of dedication to raise someone like me is a hero to me.