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Mancini

here we go

About Me

Well I love film it's about the only thing I enjoy, I like to drink, I love getting stoned and going to see movies a favorite pastime of mine, I'm tall and i don't play basketball, I frequently check in my closet for the communist midgets who laugh and giggle and annoy the shit out of me, I also like to cry at a beach while the sunsets reciting poetry to myself, also crying and masterbating using only my tears as lubricant, I also like telling random drunk girls that my penis looks like a dead chicken fetus grasping for air even though it doesn't I just think it's funny, I like jesus he's hilarious, I'm a nice guy . I also like to dance to surf music on the beach, making little kids cry saying theres no santa I think they should know the truth lets stop lying to the little fuckers. I fucking hate scientology and the stupid assholes that follow that stupidity. Also walking around my apartment naked performing manginas in the mirror. ummm what else, pretending I am king kong and beating the shit out of people. Going to the gym and laughing at roid heads, Curling up on the couch in my pink bathrob with oreos watching soap operas, gossiping with the girls. I am obsessed with aquatic predators such as sharks, aligators, and marine life that live in the deep dark ocean because theres nothing scarier than being stuck in the middle of the ocean with blood thirsty beasts swimming below you.
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My Interests

Film, Music, wondering why god cursed me on being tall so i can asked the fucking question "Do you play basketball?" Staring at clouds, Being Me, How I am going to take down the religon of scientology. Also I love to play the orignal Mortal Kombat ."You can't change the world by being a conformist" -my mom.
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

I'd like to meet:

Quentin Tarantino, Paul Giamatti, Philip Seymour Hoffman, My identical twin, Tim Burton, Christopher Walken, David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Gary Sheffield, Daniel Johnston,Belladonna, Larry David, Ricky Gervais, Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, Charlie Kauffman, Russ Meyer
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Music:

Nirvana, sonic youth, mudhoney, Local H, Echo and the bunnymen, Pink Floyd, New Order, Joy Divsion, Deftones, The Faint, Elliot Smith, Radiohead, Dillinger Escape Plan, Posion the Well, Tears for Fears, El-P, Aesop Rock, Murs, Brother Ali, Atmosphere, anything Def Juxs, The Smiths, Arcade fire, Trail of the Dead, Ladytron,The Microphones, The Breeders, The Pixies, Glassjaw, The Rapture, Wu Tang, Jay Z, Smashing Pumpkins, The Cure, The Decemberists, Fugazi, Tool, Refused, Sloan, Ted Leo, Weezer, Ozma, Pavement, White Stripes, Dizzie Rascal, The Streets, The Clash, Cky, Depeche Mode, Death From above 1979, Rage against the machine, Broken Social Scene, Electric Six, Mr.Lif, Big L, Necro, Dinosaur Jr, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Sage Francias, Modest Mouse, Gang Starr, Talking Heads, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Del the funky homosapien, Queens of the stone age, The Flaming Lips, Sex Pistols, Super Fury Animals, Minor Threat, Apples in Stereo, Bloc Party, The Locusts, Dj Shadow, NiN, Ugly Casanova, The Doors, Foo Fighters, The Rentals, David Brubeck, At the Drive in,Television, The Liars, Flipper ande many many more

Movies:

Alright here we go- Apocalyse Now, Bonnie and Clyde, Breathless, Band of Outsiders, Man Bites Dog, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Team America, Anchorman, Harold and Kumar, T2, Batman Begins, Batman , Batman Returns, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Donnie Darko, Shogun Assassin, Lone Wolf and Cub, Zatochi, Kill Bill 1/2, Wet Hot American Summer, Van Wilder, Basketball, Half Baked, Alphaville, Jacobs Ladder, In praise of love, Office Space, Seven, King Kong (New one and the Original), All of the Star Wars, Jaws, Ichi the killer, Supertroopers, Chinatown, Blazing Saddles, The Producers (The orignal not the new one), Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Audition, Seven Samurai, The hidden fortress, Yojimbo, Sanjuro, A clockwork orange, Full Metal Jacket, Dr Strangelove, The Shining, Oldboy, Ed wood, BeetleJuice, Taxi Driver, Braveheart, Life Aqautic of Steve Zissou, Royal Tenebaums, Bottle Rocket, American Beauty, The Aristocrats, Mulholland Dr, Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, The elephant man, The Godfather(1&2), Young Frankenstien, My flesh and Blood(best documentry I ever seen), Dumb and Dumber, Not another teen movie, american psycho, Dazed and Confused, How High, Easy Rider, The Goonies, The wild bunch, The Man with no name trilogy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Evil Dead 1&2, Army of Darkness, V for Vendetta, Every movie Ed wood made because he's the man, Clerks, Clerks 2, Mallrats, Bad Taste, Shaun of the Dead, Midnight Cowboy and a shit load more Take the quiz:
Which Goonie r u?

Mikey
You are ver adventurous. You practically lead the Goonies, and are very brave. Your hero is a dead pirate you inspires you to be yourself.
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Television:

The office(british version), Curb you enthusiasm, Seinfeld,Iron Chef, Simpsons, Family Guy, Oz, Law and Order:SVU, South Park, Strangers With Candy,Undeclared (fucking awesome show), Freaks and Geeks, The Sopranos, Entourage, Full House, Saved by the Bell, Action
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Captain Winky What's Your Porn Star Name?THE GREATEST CARTOON EVER

Books:

Ham on Rye, Pulp, Cats Cradle, Batman: The Long Halloween, Batman: The Killing Joke (I am starting to get into graphic novels) Invisible Monsters.

Heroes:

My family and friends, Stanley Kubrick, Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, Martin Scorcese, Trey Parker, Larry David, Ricky Gervais, Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson, Charlie Kauffman, Russ Meyer

My Blog

Pardon My Gay Friend

I am sorry about Fredrick for blogging about his bullshit views on valentines day. The gays should not be allowed to celebrate valentines day. He is rather annoying so thats why I locked him in the c...
Posted by Mancini on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:03:00 PST

Fredrick H. Blackwell views on valentines day

Hello everyone my name is Fredrick H. Blackwell, a dear friend of john mancini. Well John is off in his bedroom with his laptop and all i hear is crying and what sounds like masterbating. Who can bl...
Posted by Mancini on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST

A Mancini Rant

Celebrities....I fucking hate them, And I am not talking about the cool ones that are talented and deserve the fame I am talking about the bubble gum pop celebrities. Like Britney Spears and Kevin Fed...
Posted by Mancini on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:28:00 PST

My Dreams

1. For Brokeback Mountain to win every single oscar2.To drive cross country with a Jesus Loves You Bumper Sticker3.To defeat jesus in a basketball game while wearing an old school Shawn Kemp sonics ba...
Posted by Mancini on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:27:00 PST

Why am I Me? and it's not a question

Ok In the matter of 20 mins, some girl confessed she would bang me back from home (no names will be mentioned) I got drunk, and I am high as a kite, what does god have in store for me?
Posted by Mancini on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:22:00 PST

Confessions

Ok I will admit it, that new song by madonna "hung up" that shit is sick,It's a song your listening to in your car with the windows up because there might be that chance that your friend will catch yo...
Posted by Mancini on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:33:00 PST

To those females who do not have a valentine(boo fucking who)

Well ladies, it's that time of year where every single girl wants that special man wine and dine them and and tell them how much they love them, It's sweet isn't it. But for those of you who are upset...
Posted by Mancini on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 04:20:00 PST

Fuck Hollywood Street Performers

Alright I know hollywood is crazy and everything, and it's the land of dreams and blah fucking blah. But when you have a group of break dancers that can't even break dance, a fucking hippie family pl...
Posted by Mancini on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 02:41:00 PST

5 things why Sean Tully is better than everyone

5. Sean Tully can stare at women and make them cum on cue 4. Sean Tully is so powerful he cannot even defeat himself 3. Sean Tully can suck his own penis 2. Sean Tully rewrote the bible and told Je...
Posted by Mancini on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 03:18:00 PST

Free Fugees Tickets If you Dance

Me and a bunch of my friends were walking out of school around 8:00. Across the street there was a huge bus that was advertising V Cast phones. They came up to us and said who ever wanted free fugees ...
Posted by Mancini on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:55:00 PST