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Katie

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About Me

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I have a thing about solving other peoples problems which I guess is something I should hold back on because if my suggestions don't work out I get blamed for them. Not exactly my idea of a good time but there it is. And if you have a problem that involves me having sex with you or finding someone for you to have sex with, get bent! Or get a hooker! Either way works, as long as I'm not doin' the fuckin'! I love to read and write, listen to music, and go out with my friends, doing whatever I can to make a complete ass of myself. As long as I can make someone laugh, my day is complete. I spend a lot of time cleaning my stupid house, thanks to my mother and brother, who are asswholes. Sorry, but I had to say that. And when I'm not somebodies personal maid, I like to go out at night, (I'm a vampire, I hate the sun, *hisses loudly, fangs flashing dangerously*). Any blood donars out there? Seriously, I can be your best friend or............well, I prefer just stickin' to the best friend thing. I don't really do revenge, unless you fuck with my family or friends. That is a danger to your health, along with snorting cigarettes. Ok, well, I think thats enough about me. If there's something else you wanna know, just ask, and I'll try to get back to you...............maybe................possibly............. ..JIMMY FALL DOWN GOOD!!!
Name: Katie
Birthdate: May 2
Birthplace: Hayward
Current Location: Um.....I have to ask someone, hang on......
Eye Color: You tell me, I can't see my own eyes!
Hair Color: Red....Im a fire crotch, hahaha
Height: 5'5''
Weight: My business, not yours
Piercings: Ears
Tatoos: None, yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Lonely, Im so Lonely, I have no body, of my own...
Overused Phraze: Okie Dokie
FAVORITES
Food: Chinese
Candy: Kit Kat
Number: 7
Color: Purple
Animal: Dolphin
Drink: Cherry Pepsi
Alcohol Drink: Shmirenoff
Bagel: Plain
Letter: L
Body Part on Opposite sex: Fingernails
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BurgerKing
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Can't decide
Summer or Winter: Winter....summer sucks!!!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Can't Decide
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i stumble into bed
Most Missed Memory: my short term ones
Best phyiscal feature: hair
First Thought Waking Up: can't i wake up skinny just once???
Goal for this year: stop killing the children
Best Friends: krystal, brad, jordan, robin
Weakness: a cryin man
Fears: fear itself, muahahaha
Heritage: uh....irish, scottish, english......im kickin my own ass
Longest relationship: 10 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: duh
Ever Smoked: yup
Pot: i'll never tell.............
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been beaten up: a couple of punches, never too bad
Ever beaten someone up: always
Ever Shoplifted: yup
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: well jeez, i would hope so!!!
Been Dumped Lately: yeah, by my friends....sniffle
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue, green, or hazel
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: short, but not bald
Height: my height or more
Style: gentleman? what am i supposed to put here???
Looks or Personality: the usual loving and caring, but fun, and NOT weak
Hot or Cute cute, too hot makes me look ugly
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohal fine, not to much though....NO DRUGS..BAD!!
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular, with a small beer belly
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: too many to count
What country do you want to Visit: europe
How do you want to Die: having sex....one last thrill
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: kinda
Health Freak: nope
Do you think your Attractive: nope
Believe in Yourself: nope
Want to go to College: i wish
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Drink: didn't we just answer these???
Shower Daily: usually
Been in Love: unfortunatly
Do you Sing: horribly, but i try
Want to get Married: some day my prince will come
Do you want Children: yeah, sure, i guess
Have your future kids names planned out: one....conner.....i name the boy....deal with it
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 12
Hate anyone: yeah, myself, and george bush
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Weirdo chinese.... yay
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My Interests


Reading, Writing, Music, Hangin' with friends, uhhhh.......................can sex be considered an interest or a hobbie? Anyway, making my friends happy, um..............snoogins..............thats about it.
BEWARE THE SNIPER KITTEN!!!!

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I'd like to meet:


The Boondock Saints. I really wanna meet those guys! Ok, and Linkin Park, but mainly the Saints. Anybody know who they are? Well if ya don't, just ask me, and if you do IM me because NOBODY seems to know who the fuck these guys are. Oh, and I'd also like to meet Bob Saget from Full House, just so I can kick his ass and wipe that dumbfuck expression off his face.

Music:

Linkin Park, Busted, Maroon 5, Smile Empty Soul, Green Day, Coldplay, Good Charlotte, Eminem, The Killers, The Darkness, Limp Bizkit, Kelly Clarkson (sad but true), The Oompa Loompas, System of a Down, Three Days Grace, Nelly, All American Rejects, Andre Nikatina, Ludicris, 2 Pac, Lost Prophets, Disturbed, EarlyDemise, Breaking Benjamin, Poison, Guns N Roses, um..................pretty much anything that has a good beat.
Rockin' Kitty!! WOOH YEAH!!!

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Movies:

Boondock Saints("MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!")Pirates of the Carribean, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Sandlot, The Harry Potter Series ( i know its hella stupid but they are pretty good.....hey! stop laughing at me!), House of a 1000 corpses, May (check this movie out, its fuckin' creapy), anything Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Disneyand Adam Sandler, SHOWGIRLS cuz you get to see titties prettier than mine!, Ninja Turtles movies (Leonardo's a hottie so back off!), Leminy Snickets, Requiem for a Dream, Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket...............the list goes on and on but I'm getting tired of typing.
Shiver me timbers you know loads about pirate
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Television:


The Family Guy, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Loony Tunes, SpongeBob SquarePants (he's a square, how can he not be funny??), cartoons in general, Rosanne, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Gilmore Girls, South Park, Drawn Together, Comedy Central presents, Whose Line Is It Anyways?, Futurama, Fear Factor, Sienfeld, VH1 shows when im bored......anything funny........yup.
Which Family Guy character are you?

Books:

Anything by Laurell K. Hamilton. Read Anita Blakes series, its got sex with vampires!!! I know I'm a horny little bitch, so sue me. Um........Christopher Pike books, anything gruesome or scary, none of that "I love you John, I love you Marsha" bullshit.

Heroes:

Superman. He's the only guy who can get away with lookin' good with his underwear outside his pants. And Gina Genshon.....what a babe!!

My Blog

THE TRUTH...some girls are gonna hate this, but its true!!

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:>40-ish.............................................4 9>Adventurous................. Slept with everyone>Athletic...................................... No t...
Posted by Katie on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 02:29:00 PST

30 Things Guys Want Girls to Know

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.4. ...
Posted by Katie on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 08:45:00 PST

V-Day sucks!!!

I hate v-day! GRRRRRRRR!!!! I know I sound like everyone else, but I'm not saying it because I didn't have a valentine. I kind of did anyways....no, I hate valentines day cuz of all the drama that oc...
Posted by Katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Look at the funny aminals!!!

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Posted by Katie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST