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Captain Low Pro..

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My Interests

I like to live for the thrill of hang gliding off the roof of my house while my neck is tied to a noose.

I'd like to meet:

The fuck thats asking me these retarded questions so I can take a dump on his chest after I knock him out...

Music:

All I play on my Ipod is The Best Of German Music vol. 3 1935-1945 the golden years narrated by Adolf Hitler

Movies:

Propaganda like a mother fucker, but its not like I have a fucking choice thank you Bush this Bud's for you!!!

Television:

The View back when the African Queen Star Jones was calling the shots and Barbara Walters was taking shots behind closed doors to shut the voices out of her head.

Books:

..Mein Kampf, and the Tele Tubbies Great Adventure

Heroes:

Me when I where the Nacho Libre mask that my boy sent to me, as I felx my pecks in the mirror doing cocaine.