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About Me

I'm a transplant to SoCal from North Pole Alaska. Serious! That's really where I am from! I have been in LA for over eight years now and just love it!I'm a creative type who is also grounded. I know! It's a rare combination. I write, act, am a photographer, did I mention I'm funny? Really, really funny.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Myself.

I don't know quite what I would say to me if I met myself walking down the sidewalk one night but I think it would be "Anything interesting going on in the direction you came from?"

I just hope that myself wouldn't turn out to be a killer robot sent from the future to change the past cuz that would REALLY suck.

"Zombie me" would also be bad come to think of it.

"Past me" would be cool cause I could tell him to avoid some mistakes and pitfalls but I know "past me" wouldn't listen because he was a stubborn cuss. I wouldn't have much time so I would yell "Buy Microsoft at $25 in 1986!" He'd clap his hands over his ears and yell "LALALALLALAALLA" So I would give him an envelope containing a letter with all the important stuff written down in it.
Naturally he would throw it away because "No man should know his future" (Dumbass)

Running into "Future me" would be kinda creepy. Just like that one Milk commercial where that guy runs into himself while out jogging but he's like totally 30 years older. On the other hand "Future me" would probably want to tell "present me" about some mistakes and pitfalls to avoid and I wouldn't listen because I am a stubborn cuss. He wouldn't have much time so he'd yell "Aliens will invade and enslave mankind in 2023! The only way they can be stopped is-" I would clap my hands over my ears and yell "Not listening! LALALLALA!" Of course He would know this so he would hand me an envelope containing a letter with all the important stuff written on it.

I would promptly throw this envelope in the trash because "No man should know his future" (Dumbass)

Or perhaps...just perhaps. I would walk back to that trashcan and fish that letter out just like Doc Brown in Back to the Future....

MySpace has games that you can add to your page. Fun games but they play constant music and sounds even when you are not playing them. Well, that shit is just annoying when you are trying to take a leisurely stroll through a MySpace page.
So, I have made a separate page for the games. You can get to them by clicking this link. It will open a new browser window for you.

Clicky!

My Blog

Old Time God

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Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:10:00 GMT

My Muse is on a sympathy strike with the writers guild

Here was my list of stuff to write in the month of December.1. Little 5 page script for a short that I want to shoot in February2. Amusing story about my car breaking down in rush hour traffic3. Many...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:49:00 GMT

It could only happen on a Sunday...

Late on a Sunday Evening in early October. It was just starting to get twilight and my friend Dave was sitting at a red light in the San Pornando Valley. Suddenly an SUV comes rolling through the inte...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:12:00 GMT

Instant Cart-mas Gonna Getcha

Dateline Los Angeles. Labor day. It's about a hundred above outside and somewhere around two hundred above inside my apartment. Part of living the LA Lifestyle is that my landlord seems to think that ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 21:05:00 GMT

Simi Valley Happy Face  R.I.P.

For over thirty years it's welcoming face greeted passerby on the 118 Freeway leading into and out of Simi Valley California. "It" is... or rather was a four hundred foot diameter "Have a nice day" s...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 21:02:00 GMT

Jack McFarland signed my friends boobs

That night is a little hazy. But, we have photographic evidence to prove that her boobs were autographed. It was a birthday party. "Linda's" birthday party. A group of friends were over at The Formosa...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 22:19:00 GMT

Reflections on slowly going insane in a Hollywood Starbucks

Ok, so it's not really a Hollywood starbucks. I have not seen a movie star in here recently. And no, it's not really located in Hollywood. This particular Starbucks  is a few miles away from Holl...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:10:00 GMT