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MJP

Hey there Bunge!

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Hey dudes. My names Matt. I have hair and it is brown. My face looks like this (o.O) I used to do bum slides down grass hills on LJ Hooker for sale signs (LOL Dave Mitchell) but due to population growth and development bum slides are no longer available. Sorry..but thats progress. If your an Aussie, but dress and act like your from downtown Detroit. Do the rest of us a favour and go "bust a cap" in your anus. I love seeing the clock when its 5 mins till knock off. I seriously do a merry irish jig. I enjoying singing old school 80s songs. For example, walking through Kmart at the pines. Cher came on...dare you to try and not stop the urge to blurt out "if i could turn back time, if i could find a way!" You wouldn't be able to. You know why? Singing is some soulful shit dude. Sing loud, sing proud fuckers.

My Interests

Punk rock is heavenly. I play WoW alot...perhaps too much. Pizza. Red Bull. Mt Franklin water. Windfield Blue 25s

I'd like to meet:

Fat Mike, Gamblor, Billy Connolly, Samuel L Jackson..champions. THESE TWO THOUGH! -- George Bush and Tom Cruise, I wouldnt mind givin them a good ol kick in the arse i can tell ya that much. The person who finds a cure for womens periods.Id also just like to add that im not a racist...i just like australians more. so...if you live in Australia, be Australian! take that! bloody shooboo malahimuhammed whatever....
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

punk rock, anything by the beatles (mainly john lennon) And my plan is to marry the girl in the music clip. Soko is the epitome of specatularrrrrr. I accidentally swallowed 50 cents again, then I pooed a tiny parachute man

Movies:

lets see here...i,robot, shrek, alladin, armageddon, the fifth element, bowling for columbine, farenheit 9/11, saving private ryan, jurassic park...theres heaps more

Television:

Dragon Ball Z...everything else is 2nd to it.

Books:

plenty...plenty of books that have been read and enjoyed.

Heroes:

Little fat kids tryin to run up hills. theyre such little soldiers

My Blog

TO CANADA!

Only a couple of months before me and the lads piss off to good ol Canada for a good while.Has been some fun times here on the Goldy. Watching it get shittier and shittier each week.Wondering what new...
Posted by MJP on Tue, 27 May 2008 11:32:00 PST