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The Baconator

I didn't rob a bank cause you made the law

About Me

You know those hangnails that are painful and get those? They are pretty irritating. Yeah, that's what it is like to have me around. Van Halen Rocks by the way

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/28/2004
Band Members: Me, (aka Dan, Big Dan, Big D, Wolp, Wolp there it is, dlove, Daniel, dumb*ss, doofus, Wolp-daddy, Dan Dan the Doorman, That irritating guy that always asks you for money on the street corner with poor personal hygiene).
Influences: Gwar, Ashlee Simpson, Ace of Base, Barry Williams. Actually seriously; Monk/Ric Hordinski, Jimi Hendrix, u2, Buddy Holly, Rockabilly, Robert Johnson, any Daniel Lanios-ish type ambient stuff
Sounds Like: poo; baby seals being clubbed; pre-pubescent, crackly voiced, adolescent rants and whinings about why girls don't like me and think I smell like rat's feces...
Type of Label: None

My Blog

How to make a Baconator

Six bacon slices piled high atop two1/4 lb. fresh, never frozen, burger patties.  Then dollop generous heapings of Bleu Cheese with some wing sauce.  Complete with more bleu cheese, some pea...
Posted by The Baconator on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:45:00 PST

Is your gas station ghetto enough?

You are a gas station owner.  Your gas station is already the proverbial pile of crap with swarms of flies surrounding it, just waiting to lay their vicious brood of hungry maggots upon the pile ...
Posted by The Baconator on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

What I learned this week...

When picking up a homeless man to take him to Wendys for a Cheeseburger after you refuse to just give him money when he begs for it, if he comments on the size and spaceousness of your back seat of yo...
Posted by The Baconator on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:19:00 PST

thoughts...

I have them, but I am sick and tired.  I will talk later...
Posted by The Baconator on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:01:00 PST

feeling stupid...

Anyone want to start a band?  I'm interested in an experimental type of thing, not bound by genres.  Anyway, whatever....
Posted by The Baconator on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST

happy birthday....

To me....  a quarter way to 104.  Woohoo  
Posted by The Baconator on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:08:00 PST

Low Flow Toilets

Low flow toilets are the dumbest thing ever.  Apparently the EPA did no benchmark surveying of people's usage habits of toilets.  In their findings, they would have seen that people use toil...
Posted by The Baconator on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:13:00 PST

evolution

     If we have evolved, with apparently no outside force guiding us, it seems interesting that there is a degree of universality in all the design of creatures on this planet.&nbs...
Posted by The Baconator on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:39:00 PST

Heaven and Hell

I never understand why the concept of Hell is so difficult.  We humans choose to disassociate ourselves with other humans all the time when they happen to make us upset.  Shouldn't...
Posted by The Baconator on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:41:00 PST

sucky friday..

so I heard my cousin got in a super-serious car wreck today while at work.  He's in the ICU and had emergency surgury to relieve swelling inside his scull because of bleeding in his head from bei...
Posted by The Baconator on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 09:49:00 PST