I Love My Mastercard!! |
I saw a jukebox that works on credit card swipes now. That's gotta be the easiest thing to use a stolen credit card on. I'm gonna remember that next time I find a credit card I'm going there and char...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:20:00 GMT |
Just How Cold Is "Cold As Balls"??? |
I have one of those digital temperature gauges that display the temp inside and outside of your house. When I looked at it first thing this morning it registered both temps as follows: Inside Tem...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:50:00 GMT |
Husband And Wife |
I really love it when I get an email or myspace msg. that says it's from a husband and wife. ie.
Dear Craig,
We would appreciate it if you were less funny or would at least shut the hell up. We can'...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 14:48:00 GMT |
Lettuce Rappin |
Dear guy who tapes the lettuce bags shut,
Have you ever eaten any of the product you've been taping? Iceberg lettuce or "crunchy green water ball" as it is known in the South. I know that you wor...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:10:00 GMT |
Helpful Stain Tips |
Whoopsie. I'm not really a messy person, but I do occasionally spill stuff on my clothes. Matter of fuckt, I just happened to drop a piece of half melted chocoolate all down my brand new white shirt!...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:26:00 GMT |
Ass Writing |
I saw this chick today with those pants that have a slogan across the ass. I'm not really against them because now you have an excuse to be staring at a girls ass, but today I saw something that bothe...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:30:00 GMT |
Thrust Count!! |
Heres something that no one really ever knows about sex. Their thrust count. Most people know how long they have sex, but not how many times you thrusted. That's the focus of this post. If I was to g...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:54:00 GMT |
Fashion Tips |
So I tend to dress pretty well and I'm kinda into fashion. I read some fashion magazines and pay attention to what's going on in the fashion world. Some of the stuff for the Fall/Winter col...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:59:00 GMT |
Up With Flavor!! |
Allllrriiighty, as a favor to some of my decent friends who read my blogs, I have to kick this blog off with a warning.
DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU DO NOT LIKE FILTHY, CRASS, AND SOME MIGHT SAY, ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 10:30:00 GMT |
I’d Hate To Have Std’s |
I'm not one to sleep around. Mostly cause no one wants to sleep with me. The other day I had an opportunity I couldn't pass up. I was at the movies with this girl and we were taking it to the next lev...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:19:00 GMT |
