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Jason

...But if you don't mind girl, I like wakin' up alone.

About Me

I am a 6' 220 lb capricorn of 29 years of age, who is born and raised in Long Beach. I am a college grad, I have a very good paying job. I have a love for cars/trucks or just about anything with a internal combustion engine. I love Country music, I hate California Traffic, cost of living, and general living style. Everyone is always in a big fat hurry. Show down, Have a drink, and we'll all live a lot longer. My idea of heaven is a 100 acre ranch, with a house right in the middle of it, where I can go out on my front porch, butt naked, scratch my ass and no one will see me. That is my idea of heaven. I am not a southern boy but i proudly display my redneck ways. If I had somewhere to go that wasn't covered in concrete, I would already be there.
You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

Natural Causes


67%

Drowning


60%

Gunshot


60%

Posion


53%

Suicide


53%

Bomb


53%

Disappear


53%

Suffocated


53%

Cut Throat


47%

Eaten


40%

Stabbed


40%

Accident


33%

Disease


20%
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My Interests

As I mentioned before, I love things with wheels. The faster and the louder, the better. If their is dirt, sand or mud, that's even better.

Music:

I am open minded, but my heart lies with good ol country. Brooks and Dunn, Kenny C., Rascal Flatts, Tobey Keith, Montgomery Gentry, Keith Urban, Tim Mcgraw, Brad Paisley, Chris Cagle, Josh Gracin, DDB, and ofcourse, can't forget the ladies, Faith Hill, Reba, Terry Clark and Gretchen Wilson just to name a few.

Movies:

Any of the American Pie movies make me roll on the floor and laugh. I am mostly into comedy movies but a good horror or mystery/killer type movie can always strike my interest. I guess I am not much of a movie guy to be honest. Blockbuster is fine with me. I cannot justify spending 10 bucks a person just to walk into a movie. See the young man below??? That is my FUTURE SON. LOL. JUST LIKE I WAS AT HIS AGE AT HOCKEY GAMES.

Television:

Hmmm, this is actually a good one. I work nights so don't watch much "Prime Time" T.V. I do like the "King Of The Hill." Others, The Simpsons, and to be honest, I would rather watch the news if I have to watch regular TV. Now, I DON'T do the following.... The OC (Trendy Yuppy Show), ER (Fake ass Hospital Show) and especially American Idol, (Ryan Seacrest is too annoying for me to handle.) That Home Makeover Fruit Cake show. Gotta go. Come make over my house just don't decorate my room with butt plugs, glitter and rainbows. And for the love of god, quit making Harry Potter movies. They suck, they always will suck. They should be left in the pages of books where they belong.

Books:

I don't really have time to sit and read. Between work, sleep, socializing, and my new gym schedule (I am trying to get back to the shape I was in at 18), I don't have time for much else. I read when I have to like a STOP sign or the lastest issue of Playboy but other than that, I know how to read, so why practice?

Heroes:

Ok, this is gonna sound a bit corny, but my parents are my hero's and here's why. They have been married for 36 years, are successful and did a very good job raising me. Sure I hated my parents from 14 to 18 but that is quite normal. I wanted to grow up and they were guiding me in the right direction. They did a hell of a job I must say.