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slauna

devon reached back and she slapped a hoe! poor skank

About Me

my name is shauna ! i love food i mean i really do love it i eat like a lonely man and i'm proud of it !! i have the weirdest family ever but hey their funny and i love them to death !! my friends are crazy and maybe some are a little creepy but hey their awesome and i would spend every day w/ them! i play golf yes kids i play golf its fun [and you don't have to run] favorite animals are penguins zebras cows cuz their all black and white but mostly penguins !! yes i'm christian and i believe in GOD but some of the stuff priest or what ever you want to call them say is shit! i love how my teeth make this motorboat sound when i'm cold its funny !! okay i was attacked by this peaple yes i know it was scary okay i'll just tell you the story. . . . . one day i was just sitting around talking to my friend [arthur] and this fly comes out of no where and starts hitting me w/ its head yes the fly was head ramming me and i was like WTF aren't flies supposed to be scared of people so i think it was drunk or something and then me and my friend made a big joke about it!! so be careful of those drunk flying flywalnuts they will attack !! The end

My Interests

ADRIAN the coolest boy ever and he jus happens to be my boyfriend we have the funnest time together doing the stupidest stuff like watching cars stare at us, stealing fire extinguishers from this tractor yep and we constantly make fun of each other but hey i love that kid cuz he's my emo buttraping gay beaver w/ boots he licks my face so i stick my fucking freezing hands on his stummy and watch him smile and laugh jus being around him gives me that happy jumpy feeling he's my sun and i'm a planet orbiting him hahaha I LOVE YOU ADRIAN like a fat man loves his cake!