The Story Of The Pictures |
Once upon a time...
I met a boy named Gabe. An indulger of wine, he invited me out to taste wines one evening. Having never done so, I graciously accepted. So we drank and ...
Posted by b. on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST |
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
30 years old. I'm 30.
To all you who thought I'd never make it, you can kiss my ass. Except you, mom, and I'm sorry for the language. To tell you the truth, I'm having a hard time ki...
Posted by b. on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST |
Vino |
I have placed an official wine ban on myself. it is now illegal for me to drink wine excessively.
Glass after glass after glass after glass with my roommate and the jabe, and i end up climbing t...
Posted by b. on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:04:00 PST |
Scatterblog |
I'm hungover and bored, so here's a couple minutes of randomness.
I no longer work at Carrabba's. I greatly miss caprino cheese, but I am down almost 30 lbs. Nitro was the worst Ameri...
Posted by b. on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:26:00 PST |
The Game |
I just threw my back out doing laundry (even I'm left speechless by this one), so i'm gonna post a blog because doing anything else knocks the wind out of me.
A friend of mine bought me a shot at Ace'...
Posted by b. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:25:00 PST |
Tag! I'm it! |
Blog tag? Better than ball tag...
So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird things or habits about yourself. In the end, you need to choose the 7 people to...
Posted by b. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:58:00 PST |
B, you're drunk |
Hey,
You're drunk. you're not goinoigg jaoprw i to remember this ghirtill tomorrow or never , ut uyouawe4 have herpeiotjts now.
aa ;ghw4ouihetget the beer can out of yiourouwoer sasass
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Posted by b. on Mon, 29 May 2006 09:13:00 PST |
Dinner |
i got ten percent on two tables that i hooked it up on last night.
if you can't afford to tip......
DON'T GO OUT TO EAT
that's why God made taco bell taste so good.
Posted by b. on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:49:00 PST |
My Will |
My total at the dollar store for ass spray and tub cleaner was just $6.66. So I guess this is goodbye.
I leave all my stuff to charity. Except my guitars, I wish for them to be auctioned o...
Posted by b. on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:19:00 PST |
WTF |
I graduated from college only to get ordered to go get more butter for people at an imitation Italian restaurant.
Not only did my ex leave me numerous times for some kid from the suburbs that tries ha...
Posted by b. on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 06:34:00 PST |
