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The Rhyme-noceros

I am here for Friends

About Me

..>: Hi, I am a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister I take care of...I'd like some welfare, please.

>: I am the Eggman

>: Zombie Wrangler

>: Silent Partner of Quick Stop Groceries

>: All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom zoom in your boom-boom

>: Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom...but his sister did!

>: Believer in the Land Of Do-As-You Please...

>: We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.

>: One of the Oceanic 6...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Kristen Bell

My Blog

I am Jack’s Air Guitar...

Honestly, has this fad run its corse yet?I mean what's next? I'm hoping for something that creates the illusion I can DJ.
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:57:00 GMT

I am Jacks Need to See Frank Darabonts Script....

Indiana Jones and the Kid From Transformers debut over the weekend...Wow, they should have NEVER EVER made this movie.Right off the bat, too much CGI (and bad CGI at that. Computer meerkats, for real?...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 13:57:00 GMT

I am Jack’s Popular Mechanic...

Popular Mechanic’s article on The Time Travel of Lost:Enjoy fools!
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:55:00 GMT

I am Jacks Constant...

so its been awhile because I haven't known what to write about. So much has been going on that I didn't know where to focus my attention... then it came to me.What should I write about other the thin...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:01:00 GMT

I am Jack’s Top 5 Things He Doesn’t Understand...

In no particular order....1) Why do people still laugh at monkeys? -They do the same thing on screen they always have done: Shake their heads back and forth, make fart noises with their mouths,...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:53:00 GMT

I am Jacks Excuse to be Sub-Par...

I am not sure what I am mad at right now, but I have something to vent about.Is it just me or have the terms "ironic," "tongue-in-cheek," or "self-aware" just become an excuse for movies to be lazy?I'...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:25:00 GMT

I am Jacks Killing Joke...

SoUnless you are unable to tell, I think you can see that The Joker happens to be my favorite villain of all time, in anything.He is by far the most interesting of all villains in any superhero's roug...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:01:00 GMT

I am Jacks New Love of an Old Crush...

Ok...so I probably will never see 'Enchanted' ever ever and after,but if I did I know the only reason why.It all goes back to a little film (little and highly underrated in my opinion) called 'Drop De...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:10:00 GMT

I am Jack’s Thoughts on Michael Moore...

**I decided I didn't like what I had to say in that blog...I have new feelings related to this subject now**
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:35:00 GMT

I am Jack’s Life At the Movies...

So I haven't done a "Movies I Can't Wait to See" list in awhile...so lets do this!!!oh and lets do a "Movies I Can't Wait to NOT See" list also cause that's more fun anyway...STUFF I WANT TO SEE: 1) B...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:36:00 GMT