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Matthew Charles Turner, Esquire

I'm the murder behind the mystery.

About Me

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My Interests

air hockey
American Apparel
animation
argyles
armadillos
artistic expression
Blanket forts
blow
bowLing
burritos
Che Cafe
child psychology
Chinese food
classic cartoons
classic computer & video games
conspiracy theOries
criminal interrogations
cryptozoology
cuddling
cultism
dance parties
Daniel Tosh
David La Chapelle
draWing
emo violence
family
ghost hunting
ghost towns
good friends
Greek philosophy
green tea
Half-Life 2
handball
History Channel
holding hands
independent films
Italian food
Jackets
Jim Gaffigan
karma
making out
Nick Swardson
noise rock
ping pOng
puzzle Books
road trips
Seattle
screamo
serial killer history
skeeball
Stand up comedy
writing
Yahtzee
zombie warfare
wikipedia.org
rotten.com/library
makingfiends.com
cyanide & happiness
GI Joe PSA by Eric Fensler

I'd like to meet:

Someone without the internet.

Music:

last.fm

Movies:

Top Eleven All-Time:
Hurricane Streets
Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind
Following
The Usual Suspects
City of God
True Romance
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Spirited Away
The Fifth Element

Television:

Law and Order: Criminal Intent
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Nicktoons Network
Wonder Showzen
Project Runway
Monk
Nip/Tuck
House
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
South Park

Books:

The Art of Looking Sideways
by Alan Fletcher

Less Than Zero;Lunar Park; Glamorama;The Rules of Attraction; American Psycho
by Bret Easton Ellis

The Art of Deception
by Nicolas Capaldri

The Tao of Pooh
by Benjamin Hoff

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
by Bobby Henderson

The Zombie Survival Guide
by Max Brooks

Middlesex and The Virgin Suicides
by Jeffrey Eugenides

Blankets
by Craig Thompson

Creatures
by Doug Ten Napel

The Smartest Boy on Earth
by Jimmy Corrigan

Counterfeiters
by Andre Gide

Through Violet Eyes
by Stephen Woodworth

Time's Arrow
by Martin Amis

The Calvin & Hobbes collections
by Bill Watterson

Heroes:



My Blog

2006: A Review by Matthew

I know Christmas hasn't come and gone already, but I feel it's time to get the reviews going on what have been the best and worst in the entertainment world this year. Note: this is all based on perso...
Posted by Matthew Charles Turner, Esquire on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST

Jimmy Eat World // Las Vegas

So, I finally came around to hosting the videos I made for the concert and resizing the photos from my trip. Videos The quality of these videos are really shitty and I thought I had the camera straigh...
Posted by Matthew Charles Turner, Esquire on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:58:00 PST