you can't stop the birds of sadness from circling above but you can stop them from nesting on u |
when i was younger is used to have the strangest thought every 5 months or so. at no particularly significant moment, i would get this overwhelming sense of my aliveness. i thought it was weird that i...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:38:00 GMT |
Freedom Isn't Free |
Back when our country was being jacked by Bush for another election, his supporters would say, "freedom isn't free!" I hated that. But those sad, scary supporters were right; freedom isn't f...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 22:44:00 GMT |
zodiac signs |
I hate when people attribute every single action that a person makes to her sign. Maybe the day and month in which we were born characterize our personalities to a certain degree. Being a Leo, a Cance...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 23:10:00 GMT |
monkey business |
omg-- i can't believe we're monkeys again. thanks european futbol fans! these racist incidents of calling black players monkeys and throwing bananas at them has caused me to regress another 30 ye...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 17:15:00 GMT |
Go Bushie |
So Zarqawi, the main al Queda guy in Iraq is dead. I guess the family members of the beheaded will take some solace in this. What about the family members of the future victims? The future d...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:33:00 GMT |
Why Men are not Secretaries |
Husband's note on refrigerator to his wife:Someone from the Gyna College called.They said Pabst beer is normal.
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 15:19:00 GMT |
the jiggle |
the other day i was at nikki beach club. i happened to spot this woman dancing. everything was jiggling on her except for her breasts. it looked really strange because her implants were perfeclty stil...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 23:34:00 GMT |
