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RANDYPANTS

I'M IRISH, WE DRINK AND BUILD RAILROADS. WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

About Me

My names Randy, I have lived in San Diego my entire life, and don't have any plans to change that. I live in La Mesa with my Brother our friend Micah and my 2 dogs. I work at Off Road Warehouse in El Cajon, and I bounce downtown in the Gaslamp. I drink a lot maybe more than I should but that makes for great pictures. If something I say or do offends you then say something to me. Dont just run around makeing a big deal out of it. And if nothing gets solved, well then I guess you were wrong. so shut up. I have 9mm plugs in my ears and tattoo's on both arms, my chest, and my back. I would like to meet just one girl that has more to talk about than her friends stupid ass issues. Maybe, just maybe, read the Tribune or watch CNN. And stop talking about how you can drink everybody under the table. It's cute to pretend but come on lil rabbit just slow down a little bit we dont care how dunk you can get. we just dont want you to puke because thats when you stop being cute and start smelling funny... I like watching movies and eating random ass crazy food. I try to give my dogs enough attention but they are both out of control. One is a cray little Sheeba Enu named Cheyenne that hates females, and the other is my big boy Fred the Bassit Hound, nice to everyone but slobers all over the place. Right now all I want to do is have fun, and not get into to much trouble while im doing it. And maybe meet some new friends along the way
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"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."

MY BOY JJ AT 110mph

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Music:

I LISTEN TO PUNK AND METAL BUT WILL PUT UP WITH ANYTHING

Movies:

WEDDING CRASHERS, DAWN OF THE DEAD, DODGEBALL, JOE DIRT, JUST MARRIED, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, SUPER TROOPERS, WAY OF THE GUN, OLD SCHOOL, DIRTY WORK, DUMB & DUMBER, BOONDOCK SAINTS, TOMCATS, BASEKTBALL, KINGPIN, OFFICE SPACE. HAMBURGER HILL, WE WERE SOLDIERS, TOP GUN, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, SAND LOT, SECONDHAND LIONS, BLACKHAWK DOWN, ANCHOR MAN. TOMMY BOY, LILO & STICH, BOTH SHRECKS, LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY, THE PUNISHER, SPAWN, HOT SHOTS, ELF, SWORDFISH,SIGNS, JOE DIRT, OUTC OLD, BOTH RESIDENT EVIL'S HEAT, FREZNO SMOOTH, AND PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING W/ WILL FERRELL

Television:

DISCOVERY CHANNEL, CARTOON NETWORK, HISTORY CHANNEL, SPIKE, AND FOX

Books:

ANYTHING WITH BOTH CALVIN AND HOBBES

Heroes:

ALL MY FAMILY!! THEY HAVE HELPED CARRY ME THROUGH SOME DARK TIMES. LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!

My Blog

KINKY SEX

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar, both getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why she's so down. "My husband just left me. He said I'm too kinky in bed," she r...
Posted by RANDYPANTS on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:34:00 PST

TECH SUPPORT

> Dear : Tech Support> > >  > > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that> > the new program began unexpected child processing that took up...
Posted by RANDYPANTS on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 06:31:00 PST

WARNING TO THE BAD GUYS

Never shall innocent blood be shed, Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river, The three shall spred their blackend wings, And be the vengfull striking hammer of God     You people...
Posted by RANDYPANTS on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 03:00:00 PST

COOLES THING I'VE EVER HEARD

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with Colleagues, via the...
Posted by RANDYPANTS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An East County Classic

A teenage girl returned home from school and asked her mother, "Is it true that babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" The mother replied "Yes dear." The daughter s...
Posted by RANDYPANTS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST