Deranged and incredibly sarcastic guy. Looking for just a few more friends in the Telford area. Anyone who doesn't know Telford exists, shame on you! Throw away your cars, houses and anything interesting looking please. If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't have em.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: Mark 
Birthday: 16th November 1984 
Birthplace: Birmingham 
Current Location: Telford 
Eye Color: Hazel 
Hair Color: Brown/Black 
Height: 6'1" 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left 
Your Heritage: Croat-British 
The Shoes You Wore Today: 
Your Weakness: Eyeliner *dribble* 
Your Fears: Getting old 
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and sausage 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting further in TVness 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: okily dokily 
Thoughts First Waking Up: Thinking about a guy I like 
Your Best Physical Feature: My...cheeks? Lol 
Your Bedtime: Whenever 
Your Most Missed Memory: Being 12 and not caring about anything 
Pepsi or Coke: Coke if pushed 
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. Transfats are evil. 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee 
Do you Smoke: No 
Do you Swear: Yes 
Do you Sing: Sometimes! 
Do you Shower Daily: Yep 
Have you Been in Love: ..yeah *sigh* 
Do you want to go to College: Did, and am again 
Do you want to get Married: Maybe in about 80 years 
Do you belive in yourself: Not really 
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope 
Do you think you are Attractive: Hardly 
Are you a Health Freak: Not a FREAK, no 
Do you get along with your Parents: Kinda. Sometimes. 
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup 
Do you play an Instrument: I did 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah 
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope. Nice though 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah 
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah 
In the past month have you been Dumped: No 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope 
Ever been Drunk: Yep 
Ever been called a Tease: Yep 
Ever been Beaten up: Yep. Hasn't everyone? 
Ever Shoplifted: No 
How do you want to Die: Quickly and young 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A TV producer or editor 
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: Green 
Favourite Hair Color: Black 
Short or Long Hair: Medium 
Height: Taller than me 
Weight: Meh 
Best Clothing Style: Goth or emo 
Number of Drugs I have taken: 
Number of CDs I own: Loads 
Number of Piercings: 1. Did have 3 *cries* 
Number of Tattoos: 0 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1,337 
 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
How to make a Mark
Ingredients:
1 part intelligence
1 part humour
1 part energy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!