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Michael "Badass Mofo" Chang

moisture is the essence of beauty

About Me

rofl im michael mothafucking chang. you probably already know about me, i mean im a pretty big deal around here.

My Interests

LOL.

I'd like to meet:

well there was this one night in tijuana, mexico, i met this beautiful latino woman in a motel 8 and we made passionate love for hours;; the next morning i woke up and she was gone, she didnt leave her number or a note or anything. we never actually exchanged information, i dont even think she spoke english; the only thing i remember was her screaming in the heat of her climax "ME LLAMO ISABELLA". isabella, if youre out there reading this somewhere, im madly in love with you, and i would really like you to IM me at FreestylPizzaGuy, i dont even care if youre married or anything.

Music:

who needs music when you got chicks and booze

Movies:

who needs movies when you got chicks and booze

Television:

who needs tv when you got chicks and booze

Books:

who needs books when you got chicks and booze

Heroes:

allison wu