GABE HATES GLOBAL WARMING!!

About Me

IVE REALIZED LATELY THAT THERE ARE A VERY FEW AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU IN THIS WORLD. TO THOSE THAT ARE HERE FOR ME THANK YOU I LOVE YOU ALL. TO THOSE WHO ARE NOT EAT SHIT

My Interests

NEW YORK METS!, having fun, getting tattooed, kicking people, taking your money, and drinking quality beer

I'd like to meet:

Siddhartha Gautama, Confucius, howard stern, chuck palahniuk, and jesus christ

Music:

i like live music best. and my acid bath dvd

Movies:

GUMMO, happiness, audition, taxi driver, zombies, porn, kung-fu

Television:

destroy them. they exist to keep you from thinking.

Books:

brave new world, 1984, slaughterhouse 5, and anything by chuck P and Bukowski.

My Blog

TITTIES

IF YOU GOT EM I WANT TO SEE EM!! GET AT ME WITH THE QUICKNESS TO MEAT THE HATEBAR!!
Posted by GABE HATES GLOBAL WARMING!! on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:31:00 PST

Bukowski

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something happens, you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate; and if no...
Posted by GABE HATES GLOBAL WARMING!! on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:38:00 PST

fortune cookie

If we are all worms, try to be a glow worm.This made me laugh today. Ancient Chinese saying, from the 80's apparently. I had a glow worm back in the day. Then its light stopped working and it was just...
Posted by GABE HATES GLOBAL WARMING!! on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:46:00 PST

only god can judge me

not fat pigs. fuck all the haters. you can eat my shit. p.s. i got all the friends i need so if you dont want to be one fuck you
Posted by GABE HATES GLOBAL WARMING!! on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:49:00 PST

gabe needs a life

ok so lately ive been sleeping about 10 hours a day, just because theres nothing to do. i woke up like at 4pm looked around and went back to sleep until 6pm. why did i do that? i wasnt tired. fuck. i ...
Posted by GABE HATES GLOBAL WARMING!! on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:18:00 PST

BEER FAIRY

ok so if you didnt get the memo, i got a job working overnights at dunkin donuts. anyways a few days ago these 2 girls came in at around 3. they looked around and asked me if anything was good to eat....
Posted by GABE HATES GLOBAL WARMING!! on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:20:00 PST

im gonna slap am amputee

a while back i ran into this blonde girl selling magazine subscriptions. the thing was her arm ended after the elbow so i felt bad a baught a subscription to stuff. i havent gotten one magazine yet. i...
Posted by GABE HATES GLOBAL WARMING!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST