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About Me

I am a superhero called Kerpow Kyle. However in my spare time I'm a man who is ginger. I have far too many pets to be normal. Apparently I'm the voice of reason with my mates which is a worry. I love riding my bike around roundabouts.I came onto mypace because I thought it would be a laugh and catch up with old school friends etc. So message me all you Brynteg Crew!!!!!35


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kyle Passion Pants
Birthday: 26th March
Birthplace: The end of a bridge
Current Location: Sat at me desk
Eye Color: Hazel apparently (sort of green ish really)
Hair Color: Ginger
Height: 5'8''
Right Handed or Left Handed: either or
The Shoes You Wore Today: Army Boots
Your Weakness: Lap Dances
Your Fears: Dying at the hands of an egg slice
Your Perfect Pizza: Peppers, homous and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Join the BTP
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha, lol, poke
Thoughts First Waking Up: why is there hair in my mouth
Your Best Physical Feature: erm.... Tattoos
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: As above
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Either
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: Hell yes
Do you Sing: mostly when I do the dishes
Do you Shower Daily: yus
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: not again no
Do you want to get Married: I am married
Do you belive in yourself: I believe that I live a caporial existance yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: don't care really
Are you a Health Freak: Not really but I eat healthily ansd all that
Do you get along with your Parents: in small doces
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do indeedy
Do you play an Instrument: erm...no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yes
In the past month have you Smoked: I have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: That would be telling
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what the fuck are Oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yus - salmon + tuna
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In November I don't think so
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably
Ever been Drunk: you could say that i have
Ever been called a Tease: yus
Ever been Beaten up: yus
Ever Shoplifted: I think so
How do you want to Die: quickly and as a hero
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Mongolia
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Erm... Billy Connolly, Jenson Button, Casey Lane, Richard Hammond, Jeremy Clarkson, James May,Craig Charles, Valenino Rossi, Jonny Vagus even if it is just so I can hit him. I wouldn't mind meeting Mr Spoon from Button Moon or Mr Fibble from Red Dwarf or the cat for that matter. Come to think of it Billie Piper, Christopher Ellceston and The Mighty Mr Tenant. Not Mr "T"!You have a sexual IQ of 157

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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Kyle Pills:

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My Blog

For all you bikers

For All Who Know Motorcycle Riders I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate at church last Sunday. I sa...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:03:00 GMT

Actual call centre calls - FUNNY

Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer:     "I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator:     "W...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Go on tell me I killed an albertros

It all started so well... I woke up SNOW!!!!!!!!! took the dogs out and paraded around like a pillock. Then I came home, packed my work clothes into the rucksack, stuffed my phone into my pocket, &nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:10:00 GMT

Shower like a woman eh?

How To Shower Like A Woman...Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper  according to lights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband a...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:40:00 GMT

Equal rights and pc

All you know my feelings on being PC and that people are well, people but in a very Startreck like way I've given my oppinion of a complicated issue a simple twist. Hope you enjoy reading it.   S...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 23:27:00 GMT

Christmas Cake

Ingredients:1 cup water;   1 tsp baking powder;   1 cup sugar;   1 tsp salt;   1 cup brown sugar;   lemon juice;   4 large eggs;  ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:38:00 GMT

Are you an 80's child?

I've decided that I'm too old for this 90's child arse.Were not all whipper snappers here you know. There some of us fogies too. SO I've decided that if you can identify with most of the following you...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:57:00 GMT

How to survive the crash and save the world (big one takes some reading)

How to Survive the Crash and Save the Earthby Ran Prieur 1. Abandon the world. The world is the enemy of the Earth. The "world as we know it" is a deadly parasite on the biosphere. Both cannot survive...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:37:00 GMT

If I ruled the world

I'd legalise voluntary euthanasia. If people want to die, let them. I'd ban Football!!!!!! I'd introduce corporal/ capital punishment globally in the same way that is in play in Iran + Iraq at the...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:58:00 GMT

Drink and be merry

The Value of a Drink   "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:58:00 GMT