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So I used to have these two friends. Now i actually have this one friend, and then there's a person barely worth knowing. My friend, who will now be known as Kylie Minogue,  is so fabulous. There...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:40:00 GMT

My Job application for Video Game Testing

Hi,My name is Joel. I would really like to be a game tester. I am 18 years old and live at home with my mum. I don't have many friends and don't go to school or work so i can spend a lot of time game ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 17:06:00 GMT

Coke, Bongs and Sing-a-Longs

I hate people who sing songs they don't know the words too. It should be illegal, it's horrible, and annoying and you look like a jerk, which is made worse by the fact that not only do you not know th...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 13:01:00 GMT

My homepage is http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

I'm gonna go to Canada, Mexico, Panama, Philipines and Zimbabwe. For the culture. Yeah, the culture.
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:33:00 GMT

Gays are such efficient Jerks

First of all, i have nothing against shit locker enthusiasts. In fact, i respect them to some degree, because they are such efficient jerks. They can really make you feel disliked, with a basic senten...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:11:00 GMT

I only go to the gym for the lockerroom nudity

When i was younger, aged 3 -5, my nanny used to take my sisters and myself down to the park for a play around. On our way there, Rebecca would always be 20 metres ahead of everyone, racing to get wher...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:44:00 GMT

Woah on the Woahs

Someone once asked me "Kimbah, why is it that when a girl sleeps around she's considered a slut, but when a man sleeps around, he's regarded as a champion, as a punisher?*'Why is there a double standa...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:39:00 GMT

Suit up

From: Chris Crocker Date: Nov 23, 2007 8:17 AM Subject: I'm a whore because.. Body: I'm a whore because.... It's my birthright and because I already love and understand myself more than anyon...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 13:48:00 GMT

Facebook is better than Myspace

Facebook is so much better than Myspace. There are so many things wrong with myspace, but that's ok, because there are so many things wrong with the people that use it. Myspace is supposed to be 'a...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:00:00 GMT

Myspace is Awful

Myspace is horrible. Once you get over projecting a fake image of yourself, and want to delete myspace, you take a little trip to settings, then cancel account. At which point they send you an email w...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:32:00 GMT