NEILS/MY LIST OF STUFF I/HE WANTS TO DO BEFORE DEATH.1. AN ASIAN WOMAN2. TWIN SISTERS PREFERABLY ASIAN3. SKYDIVE4. DRINK ON ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS5. GET RICH QUICK6. ACQUIRE A 32" T.V.7. CLIMB A MOUNTIAN8. THROW A GRENADE9. TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS ( I BELIEVE IT CAN BE DONE)10.RIDE THE RAILS AS A HOBO FOR A SUMMER, POSSIBLY LONGER TRAVELING FROM TOWN TO TOWN WORKING WHEN I NEED MONEY TO DRINK. UNTILL ONE DAY I REACH THE POINT WHERE THE MISSOURI RIVER STARTS. THEN AQUIRE A BOAT FLOAT DOWN TO GLASGOW STOPING AT TOWNS ALONG THE RIVER AND WORKING WHEN I NEED MONEY FOR BEER. ALL THIS DONE WITH STU OF COURSE.11. REACH THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 21.12. I GUESS EVERYTHING AFTER THAT LAST ONE IS IRRELEVANT.KEEP CHECKING BACK AS I MAY FIND MORE STUPID CRAP TO ADD TO THAT LIST.
DAVID ECKSTEIN
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You Are Olde English
Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.
When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.
Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.
You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40!
What's Your Beer Personality?
You May Be a Bit Antisocial...
Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement.
You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto!
Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences.
But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm.
What Personality Disorder Are You?
ANYTHING BUT COUNTRY AND RAP
FUNNY AND SCARY SHIT
I HAVE A SMALL T.V. BUT HOPING TO UPGRADE TO A 27 INCHER
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