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Michael

I ain't no cracka!

About Me

-- -- -- Don't go outside naked. Wear a cool t-shirt instead. A few of my newest designs are now available through Cafe Press:

Holla back if you dig 'em.

My Interests

Snowboarding, working out, concerts, movies, music, photography, journalism, cats, illustration, cooking, your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Creative, optimistic, friendly, considerate people. I know, I'm asking a lot!

Music:

Taking Back Sunday, Rooney, The Starting Line, Acceptance, Snow Patrol, STP, Alice In Chains, Our Lady Peace, Seether, Flickerstick, Radiohead, Third Eye Blind, Oleander, Local H, Cold, Breaking Benjamin, Lola Ray, Saliva, Garbage, Blink 182, Incubus, Pete Yorn, BT, Four Strings, Minus The Bear, JamisonParker, Garbage, TrustCompany, Notorious BIG, A Tribe Called Quest, Imogen Heap, 4 Strings, Sunscreem

Movies:

Fight Club, Vanilla Sky, Unbreakable, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars Saga, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Clerks, Mallrats, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Super Troopers, End of Days, Stoned Age, 25th Hour

Television:

24, Prison Break, Grey's Anatomy, ER, Scrubs, Seinfeld, The OC, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me

Books:

Reading hurts my head.

Heroes:

My Cat. He's perfected laziness.

My Blog

Need Feedback On T-Shirt Designs!

Recently I've been working on some t-shirt designs in my spare time. If you're bored (which you probably are since you're on MySpace) you can check them out here:AMNESIAC THREADSHolla back if you dig ...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:58:00 PST

Mother's Day 911: Meeting The Fam

Brian from TX contacted me with a Mothers Day dilemma, which selfishly has nothing to do with his mother: I've been dating this young lady for about three weeks. This Sunday she has invited me to...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Falling apart, or heading to the alter?

INYIM Member Beau asks:"Why is does it seem like when a relationship hits the 2-3 year point, things take a 180 and fall apart? This has been the case for myself and a bunch of my friends. Is that peo...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

INYIM Member Question: How do I make our relationship exclusive?

I've been dating this girl for 2 weeks. I could definitely see myself with her for a long time. I have a pretty long list of "must-haves" and most girls don't fit the bill. But she does. If things go...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Pre-Date Quiz

Skip the BS and have your next date take this blunt (yet totally appropriate) quiz. Then you don't have to waste your valuable time and money on some ungrateful, future-less, disease-harboring beast....
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All or Nothing

Adam from NJ poses the question: Why is it that when you can't get any to save your life one minute, then, almost without notice, you feel like God's gift to the opposite sex? My own personal opin...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Missing Piece

Occasionally I wake up with a headache. Its not the type of common ailment that can be alleviated with Tylenol or Motrin. As my day progresses the headache dulls, but is still noticeably present. ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck Valentine's Day

Probably the most useless "holiday" of the year is right around the corner. I mean come on ladies, you deserve flowers and a night out more than just once a year, unless of course you are a two-timing...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When/how to make the first call

Congratulations. You are a fucking pimp. In your hands you hold the phone number of some hottie you recently met. Amazed at your accomplishment, you run off to call all of your friends and tell the...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to ask someone out

How do you ask someone out? There are a million ways to get someones attention. Some of them work, some of them dont, and some of them are illegal. Its easier than you think to ask someone out....
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST