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April Anørexia™ [R.I.P. MIKE LONG]

YOUR SHIT'S W E A K.

About Me


obesophobia.phagophobia.sitophobia
No Lies, Just Love.
I'm April. [andIamHeavenSentsodontyoudareforget]
I'm pretty mean. I'm very honest.
If I don't like you, don't worry, I'll tell you.
So don't ask me a thousand times if I hate you.
I contradict myself a lot.
So don't point it out when I do, I obviously am aware I'm doing it.
Contradiction number 1: I'm pretty nice.
It's true, if you're on my good side, I'm the nicest person in the world.
Contradiction number 2: I'm an asshole to my friends.
But, never ever take it seriously. I'm always joking around.
Don't fucking gossip about me or anyone I am close to.
Don't bring your drama bull-shit around me.
If you do, I'll cut you out of my life so fucking fast.
Don't do it.
Don't talk about me,
I don't talk about you.
Deal?
I'm not very independent.
I can't/hate doing anything by myself.
I hate being alone more than anything.
Don't judge me.
[it's cliche to say that, i know]
but really, don't make a strong opinion about me if you don't know me/never talked to me/heard about me.
I'm very opinionated.
Contradiction number 3: I have this long section where every sentence starts with I or I'm, but I HATE talking about myself.
I'm confident, and sometimes cocky, but never concieted.
I have terribly low self esteem. But I never show it.
Last thing you need to know to get along with me is this:
If you can't spell or TyPe LyKe tHiis, don't fucking ever try to talk to me.
I won't even bother to respond even to tell you that you're a dumbass.
I care about spelling, punctuation, grammar, capitalization.
A guy that uses "big words" [in the right context] totally turns me on.
A guy that tells me "ur hawt as fuk" makes me want to kill myself.
.FIN.

My Interests

People interest me.
I love being from the dirty south

I'd like to meet:


R.I.P. Matthew David Severs. ♥
My Big Brother, Best Friend, Guardian Angel.
I'll never forget you. I love you so much. I miss you more and more everyday.
To our friend, Present past and beyond; Even though you weren't with us too long, your Life is the most precious thing you can lose. While you were here the fun was never ending. Laugh a minute only the beginning. Matthew David Severs, this one's for you.
Ever get the feeling you can't go on? Just remember whose side it is that you're on. You've got friends with you till the end. If you're ever in a tough situation, we'll be there with no hesitation. Brotherhood's our rule we cannot bend. When you're feeling too close to the bottom, You know who it is you can count on. Someone will pick you up again; we can conquer anything together. All of us are bonded forever; if you die i die that's the way it is.
To all my friends, Present past and beyond; to all those who weren't with us too long; Life is the most precious thing that you can lose. While you were here the fun was never ending. Laugh a minute was only the beginning; Matthew my brother this one's for you.

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Music:


(in no order)

30 Seconds to Mars
A Day At the Fair
The Academy Is….
Across Five Aprils
Aerosmith
AFI
Against Me!
Alice Cooper
Alkaline Trio
Almost
Anti-Flag
Aquabats
Archie Star
Augustana
Avenged Sevenfold
Bad Religion
Bayside
Beach Boys
Beatles
Billy Corgan
Bjork
Black Flag
Blink 182
Blessthefall
Blondie
The Blood Brothers
Blue Oyster Cult
Bob Dylan
Bob Marley
Bouncing Souls
Brand New
Bright Eyes
Cartel
Cat Power
Charles Manson
Chiodos
Cindy Lauper
Cobra Starship
Copeland
Cranberries
The Cure
Cursive
Dance Gavin Dance
Danzig
Days Away
Dead Kennedys
Death Cab for Cutie
Deftones
Distillers
The Doors
Dr. Acula
Dr. Dre
Dresden Dolls
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Dropkick Murphys
The Eagles
The Early November
Elliott Smith
Emanuel
Escape the Fate
Eva Cassidy
Evergreen Terrace
Fenwicks
Flogging Molly
Folly
The Format
The Fray
From Autumn to Ashes
From First to Last
Goldfinger
Good Charlotte [they’re so gay, yet so cool]
The Good Life
Grace Gale
Graham Colton Band
Guns N’ Roses
Halifax
He is Legend
Head Automatica
Hellogoodbye
Herman’s Hermits
Hole
Honorary Title
Hot Hot Heat
Jack Off Jill
JamisonParker
Janis Joplin
Jimi Hendrix
John Lennon
Journey
Joy Division
Kidney Thieves
The Killers
Kill Hannah
KillWhitneyDead
Kittie
Korn
Kristin Barry
Le Tigre
Led Zeppelin
The Legion of Doom
Lil’ Wayne
Lil’ Jon
Lil’ Whyte
Ludacris
Marilyn Manson
Mindless Self Indulgence
The Misfits
Missy Elliot
Motion City Soundtrack
My Chemical Romance
Nirvana
NOFX
The Number 12 looks like you
Nural
The Offspring
Operation Ivy
Outkast
Ozzy Osbourne
Panic! At the Disco
Pennywise
Petula Clark
Piebald
Placebo
Plain White T’s
Postal Service
Prince
Queen
Radiohead
Rancid
The Receiving end of Sirens
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rediscover
Reel Big Fish
Rise Against
Rolling Stones
Rush
Saosin
Saves the Day
Say Anything
Senses Fail
Sex Pistols
Showbread
Silverstein
Silversun Pickups
The Sleeping
Slightly Stoopid
Smashing Pumpkins
The Smiths
Snoop Dogg
Social Distortion
Socratic
Steve Miller Band
Straylight Run
The Strokes
Sublime
System of a Down
t.A.T.u.
Taking Back Sunday
Tears for Fears
Thrice
Thursday
T.I.
Tiger Army
Transplants
Tool
Trick Daddy
Tupac
Tweet
Underoath
The Used
Valencia
Van Halen
Vendetta Red
Wham!
The Who
Ying Yang Twins
Young Jeezy
Zwan
....and a million more that i cant think of.....

Movies:


Fight Club
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Party Monster
Donnie Darko
Highway
Wayne's World I & II
The Nightmare Before Christmas
SPUN
The Chumscrubber
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Cruel Intentions
The Crow
The Good Girl
Jawbreaker
Harry Potter [all of them]
Clerks I & II
Dude, Where's my Car?
Grandma's Boy
Borat
Some Like it Hot
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Anchorman
Talledaga Nights
Blades of Glory
Old School
The Doors
Scarface
Transformers
I'll think of more later....

Television:


Sex and the City. [i really hate tv]

Books:


Party Monster
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Fight Club [and anything by Chuck Palahnuik]
Girl, Interrupted
JTHM and SQUEE!
Catcher in the Rye
Of Mice and Men
To Kill A Mockingbird
Lord of the Flies
Metamorphosis
EDGAR ALLAN POE♥
Guildenstern and Rosencrantz are Dead
The Orphan Chronicles/Runaways
She's Come Undone
Anything by
VC Andrews
Shakespeare
Stephen King
or John Steinbeck
Gary Paulsen

Heroes:



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