= GuardianOMS
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QUICK FACTS (Or what I suppose are facts >.>)
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I Utterly Hate: D*ckwads
I Utterly Love: My Friends, Love, Music
I Believe In: Education
I Don't Believe In: Haters
You'd Think: I'm A Stuck Up, Egotist
When Really: I Just Like Annoying Idiots
+Her internet alias is "
GuardianOMS"
+She tacks on
stuff to her name alot
+Hypocritical and
immature at times
+Can't live without
sarcasm or music
+Sometimes, she's a bit TOO
passive
+Will do anything...
for anyone if you ask
+You will not like her if
you take her seriously
+Despite what Christina says, is
NOT on drugs!
+People call her
blunt and honest
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I
Me + Novel = Bliss.
I am cocky. Tuntun will tell you.
I'm a sore loser at times, especially at video games.
I am not pretty, but I have the powers of Photoshop!!
I am not Japanese, nor trying to be.
I dance to the music in my head... in public...
I don't have a short attention span, but
I do have an attention span problem.
I can't understand people who hate foreigners or foreign things. WE'RE ALL FOREIGN!!!
I hate bands that think they sound like no other.
I already know my sarcasm is a mean way of showing my insecurity, you don't need to remind me ^^
I do believe that more than the normal amount of Americans are retards.
I cannot see well out of my right eye.
I am a blogger.
I forget and remember easily.
I do not RP, nor get along with hardcore Rpers.
I usually go for the drummer in the band.
I no longer admit to being random.
I become obsessed easily. But
I just like to call it dedicated :]
I am very indecisive.
I am very decisive.
I hate people that butcher languages (That's so kawaii! Aishiteru Kyo!) stfu...
I will take your feelings into consideration when forming an opinion, and sometimes
I wont.
I'm quite use to being called an oreo.
Honest-to-goodness ignorance and stupidity
REALLY, SERIOUSLY scare me O_O
I HATE ghetto chicks and dicks.
I love icons, deal with it. I HATE the sound of music skipping, that's one of the few things that ticks me off.
Sometimes
I feel like the only person who thinks Dane Cook isn't
that funny.
The "N" word doesn't bother me, nor will any other name you call me.
I do not blame "the man" for anything.
I love it when people say "Don't Steal My Pics!" when it's not even theirs to begin with.
Nothing is too personal for me.
I'm not good at it, but
I love DDR.
Hardcore dancing is TOO hardcore for me.
I say hurtful things, not to be hurtful, but because it's funny.
I don't express love easily.
I will never fight a crusade with or for you.
I have very few buttons, push one, and
I wouldn't really care.
I fall in "like" easily.
I am a one-man girl.
I am extremely shy and nice, but
I hide that fact. Pretty well
I'd say!
*Fav Quotes*
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's like the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit, Otto, you're an alcoholic." "Dammit, Otto, you have lupus." One of those two doesn't sound right."
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."
-Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.)
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'â€
-Unknown-
"When you're getting picked on by orphans, you know you're a loser."
"I'm not gay, I'm just British."
--Little Kuriboh--
Rebecca: "I'm looking for Solomon Moto."
Yugi: "Who the hell is Solomon Moto?"
Tea: "Yugi that's your Grandpa."
Yugi: "He has a name?!"
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no effing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh s**t I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, a**hole."
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"When the Americans went to space they quickly found out that ball point pens wouldn't work in zero G's so NASA spent a decade and 12 billion dollars developing a pen that could write in zero G's, upside down, underwater on almost any surface including glass and in temperatures ranging from below freezing and to 300 degrees F...
THE RUSSIANS USED A PENCIL""They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with, just kidding!"
"I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed!"
"Sex sells. Well so does crack, that doesn't make it good."
"I saw a transvestite wearing a shirt that said Guess."
"If you cant tell the difference between a spoon and a ladel, then you’re fat."
game set match=tennis
set match run= arson
“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’â€
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.†And I said, “I am.â€
"ok, you be john smith and i’ll be the beautiful pocahontasyea you’re jealous because im a woman, look at my hair
flowing in the wind, just like a womans would doahh yes so womanly standing right here, look at my womanly
awesome boobs, touch them john"
--Jin