So the other day I was sword foughting with my friend when all of a sudden Jesus and his identical twin brother jumped out from the bushes and I was like "OH MY GOODNESS!!! IT'S JESUS AND HIS IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER!!! How are you, Jesus?" And he replied "I'm pretty good, thank you for asking. And how are you doing?" And I replied "You're welcome. I'm feeling great." Then he replied "OH YEAH!?!?! LETS SEE HOW GREAT YOU FEEL WITHOUT YOUR HEART!!!" And then he just stuck his hand into my chest and pulled out my heart and he just made it float in front of him and it was glowing and everything. It was awesome but then I died. So my friend freaked out and was like "WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?!?! I'M GOING TO CALL THE COPS!!!" So Jesus' twin brother said "DUDE!! PUT IT BACK BEFORE WE GET THROWN IN JAIL!!!" And he did and I came back to life so I guess the are right, Jesus does save, in a sick twisted way for me but still, I wouldn't be alive if it weren't for him... wait a minute... HE RIPPED OUT MY HEART!!!! Oh well... it was still awesome...
