DRUNKARD RIGHTS WATCH- Fight For Your Right To Party |
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MADD Demands Interlocks in All VehiclesWASHINGTON, DCMADD wants alcohol detection devices in every vehicle in America. After first sta...
Posted by Colonel Angus on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:58:00 PST |
The Zen Of Drinking Alone-Using alcohol to find your inner monkey. |
"What'd you get up to last night?""Got wicked drunk.""Yeah? Where'd you go?""I didn't go anywhere. I drank at home.""You had a party and didn't invite me? Who showed up?""No one. I got drunk by mys...
Posted by Colonel Angus on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:33:00 PST |
A Guide To Manly Drinks |
If you're a man aged anywhere from 21 to 35, I've got some sobering news for you. Your Grandmother is a better drinker than you are. &nbs...
Posted by Colonel Angus on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST |
Barfly Field Guide |
The Soap Opera Star An attractive and vulnerable figure trembling with tragedy, her flickering eyes and winsome smile serve as a nearly irresistible aphrodisiac to lonely males. An offer t...
Posted by Colonel Angus on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:16:00 PST |
Juicing On The Job. The working drunk's guide to getting crocked on the clock. |
There was a time when drinking on the job was not only accepted, it was considered one of the major perks of joining the workforce.
Crew cut lads fresh from college would put aside their childish e...
Posted by Colonel Angus on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:07:00 PST |
Say It Loud Say It Plowed. How to communicate effectively while utterly out of your mind. |
Getting your point across a sea of drinks can be a monstrous feat.
It's a vexing set of circumstancesat the time you have the most to say (wise and terribly important things too), you are least able...
Posted by Colonel Angus on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST |
Above And Beyond Last Call, Awards For Boozing Above The Call of Duty |
Royal Order of the 86Motto: "I promise to be good this time." Awarded for aggressively assaulting the patience of the most tolerant of bartenders; for never being so sober he can't get into ...
Posted by Colonel Angus on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:48:00 PST |
The Modern Drunkard Survival Guide |
HOW TO SURVIVE AN A.A. MEETING
1.) Do not make eye contact. If you do, make sure your eyes do not flicker toward the flask in your pocket because your eyes will always give you away.
2.) Do not surr...
Posted by Colonel Angus on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:58:00 PST |
Lush For Life. Making Liquor A lifelong Ambition |
If
If you're a good boy and wait until you're 21 to start boozing, and reach the life expectancy of an average American, you're looking at over five decades of drinking. And let's face it: if you'r...
Posted by Colonel Angus on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:39:00 PST |
Dying Under The Radar. How To Hide The Most Horrid Of Hangovers From The Man. |
You did it again.
You went out on a work night. The stop at your favorite neighborhood bar for 'just a quick beer" turned into a fifteen-round chug-fest that would make Papa Hemingway proud. On an e...
Posted by Colonel Angus on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:06:00 PST |
