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ValleyJohns Movie Reviews

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About Me

If you want me to review any film for you 'new or old ' i promise to try get hold of it and give it the ValleyJohn treatment! Just ask. You can now Skype me at Johnt147 Enjoy the reviews!!!I live 40 miles north of London , i am an engineer by trade and the loves of my life are my two sons , Lee (6) & Sam (3) and my football team Charlton Athletic.I dislike Organised Religion of ANY kind ,Cold salesmen , snobbery , Irresponsible Dog owners , noisy eaters, Drunk women , The Scouse accent,The Police ,Politicians ,Whoopie Goldberg movies, TV Soaps , Hoodies and chavs ,rap music and most of all Crystal Palace !

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The man giving me that big fat lottery cheque or the person selling me the ticket to Charlton Athletic's F.A cup final appearance.

My Blog

True Romance (1993) - My Review

"Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:42:00 GMT

The Uninvited - My Review

 Picture the scene. You have over excited teenagers , supposedly ghostly figures , a mystery that needs solving , what do you have? That's right It's Scooby Doo and i only wished " The ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:24:00 GMT

Mike Tyson

I have just watched the documentary film - Tyson the movie-Directed by James Toback but i have decided out of respect , to delay the review for a while. Mike Tyson's 4 year old daughter- Exodus , died...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 11:51:00 GMT

Night at the Museum 2 - My Review

 When Night at the museum was released back in 2006 i was really impressed with what was a fresh exciting new family movie . My kids loved it , as did i. More importantly for Fox it too...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 10:49:00 GMT

Them (2006) - My Review

 As anyone who has read my reviews over the last couple of years will know , I'm a big fan of European Horror. For some reason they feel more real than the films that come out of Hollyw...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 11:43:00 GMT

Star Trek 2009 - My Review

 It has never been cool to like Star Trek. In the past if you declared that you were a fan of the US sci fi franchise , people would laugh and call you a Trekkie nerd , in fact you coul...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 08:22:00 GMT

The Reader - My Review

 Before Kate Winslet won the Oscar for best actress with " The Reader" - this year , she had been nominated five previous time but without success. I loved the film Little Children of w...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 09:05:00 GMT

Once Upon a Time in America (1984) - My Review

 Sergio Leone was a fantastic film director. Not everything he did was perfect , far from it , but you cant deny that he had a directing style all of his own. Usually his films containe...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 06:51:00 GMT

Religulous - My Review

 It has always puzzled and amazed me , the affect religion has on otherwise normal , intelligent people. What makes rational people live their lives by the way of a book that that is so...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 22:17:00 GMT

Let the right one in - My Review

 There have been countless movies about vampires. All with their own rules and guidelines on what constitutes being a vampire. Ever since Bram Stoker wrote the Count Dracula story we ha...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 15:48:00 GMT