Danielle

QUOTES FROM MY FRIENDS AND I..FROM OLDEST TO MOST RECENT.

-OLDEST- "She's lucky I dont have a blowhorn"

"Once she turns the knob hard enough..she'll see the imprents on the wood"

"Fer Sheeeer"

"Korean Friday"

"I have wrapers all around my sack"

"Next year, you should be a rubix cube..so you can say, the longer you play with me the harder I get."

----in response to the quote above----

"OOOOOOOOOH!!!!! That was a dirty joke"

"Lets all freak out and roll on the ground"

"Like corn through a goose"

"Funky Dunky"

"I feel like tomorrows going to be a great day..

---Why?

I dont know I just feel like tomarrow's going to be a really gr-OH MY GOD! I MISSED UGLY BETTY!!! Oh never mind It's recorded"

"Downstairs in the attic.."

"Upstairs in the Basement"

"Look at me..I look so funny, I think I just pulled a muscle..tehee"

"tterb"

"Hardly ever stooge"

"Where's the pillows and spanklets?"

"You know what I mean..."
--"NO I DONT!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!?"

"Holy Sheisteria!"

"Holy crapskies"

"UR done!"

"Dont be sucha gay cheerio"

"That tickles like a mother goose!"

"Spank You"

"You said there was no info. button asshole!"

"Whatever beezmatch!"

"That sounds swell, and quite dandy"

"I don't think so scoo'der"

"Do you have anything oblong?"

"Shut your goddamn hole you phyco prostitute!"

"How am I supposed to rub them if they're not even there?!"

"Shuffle those buns lady!"

"You're like a quote machine!"

"Who ripped one?"

"Those are really nice cars, they're not going to bang us!"

"I feel like im running out of air supply."

"YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE 9 YEARS!!"

"You know what?...Just shut your freakin' hole"

"Heh...The lasst oness alwayss the hardessst, heh"

"OOH NOO!!! THE LAMP!"

"BUDDY!!!...Ur dun!"

"JESUS! dont scare me like that...god, you suck"

"you little biietch"

"Now how do you suppose we resolve this conlfict that we have so the overall outcome isn't dissapointing?"

"BUDDY NO!! you stupid dog...dont EVER do that, Taj..come here, you can have this now, GOD! your a stupid dog"

"YOUR a bayope!"

"True friends stab you in the front"

"YES!, it hurts"

"Ooh you were gonna get it but..."

"Hey, eat these and listen to your mouth"

"Where'd those come from?..The car?...

*In response to the quote above...*

"NOO...they came from the magical land of swim-trunks!"

"I heard it in the corner of my ear"

"Somebody's horny!"

"I ALWAYS have cheese EVERYWHERE..."

"You little weirdo.."

"What was that? A demon chicken?"

"Your a lamer"

"She's always going in my ass looking for food!"

"This feels like something off of Saw...what the hell are you doing, why are you crimping my eyelashes."

"I feel like a candy-cane"

"Put it in the fridge, keep it warm"

"Hella...*pretty much anything can go here!*"

"You should be a rhinosaurous, because your always horny!"
*in response to the quote above...
"My god Aleesa...That's so funny, that's definently going in my quote box!!"

"Who took a douche?!" -Brittany

"Why are you drawing it upside-down you fruit cup?!"

"Im confuzzled"

"Just imagine if you had a camera right now..."

"You'll crack your butt off."

"I just told you'd crack your butt off and you just said It's pretty much all on the ground now!"

"Are you freddy? (ready) 'Cause I'm Bobby"

"Yeah well if you don't like it, you can just go sit on the roof, yeah, what do you think about that?!"

"Lateerrrrr"

"Weeeeeed!"

"Physiso"

"Psht!!!"

"Hold on I'll be right dick..!!!!!!" -histarical laghter from everyone in the room-

"Holes in the jelly soles"

"Jelly's last jam"

"King Kong's favorite building..The Empire State bulidling...His least favorite...Noah's house, lamy mclamington."

"UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU!"

"AHA! Yeah right

"AAALLLLRIGHTY THEN-A!!!

"Your SOOOO CUUUUUTE! Aaaaaaawh...AAAAAAWH!!!

"AAWH! Look at this oone it looks like fungus!!!"

"Everything I say is a quote now isn't it? But I can't remember everything I say now can I?"

"Get a damn pen! Why are you just sitting there? Who do you think you are?"

"Now...I'm asking for a pen, and you just sit there, and laugh at me..."

"Itchy butthole"

Name your kid, Jesus Christ...So everytime your looking for him, your just yellin' out, "JESUS CHRIIIST!!!"

I wanna sniff ya panties!...Put 'em in mah mouth"

"Should I beat your stomach now? Or should I wait 'till later?"

"Do my boobs look bigger today?"

"Do you have a voice recorder?"

"Yeah, well, my both my brother and my sister got pregnant before they were 18 anyways so..."

"Imma put it in your butt. Put it in my mouth...do it "

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