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About Me

1) I Update my profile a lot; for i am not a boring person 2) I drive a lot. It's all I do. I should drive a Nascar. Those cars go faster than mine, and I would arrive at my destination a lot sooner
I rock. That's how I roll. I'm 30-ONE and old. Well I'm only old in the sense that I still feel like I'm 10 and talking to my Jon Bon Jovi posters; praying that he would jump out of the poster and sing to me...or take my virginity...well...eww gross. 10 is kinda young to think about that, but i probably did. sexual deviant. still am. ;) Also..I'm obsessed with song lyrics. AND...obsessed with learning new words. I practically read the dictionary. Well the online one's at least. Seriously, who owns a physical dictionary anymore; unless it's the one from 1983 with pictures of cats and dogs and apples on the front cover. That's the one I had, don't know about you. I don't need drugs, cuz if you read half of my jibberish, I am already wack
"what i believed to be true, it was only a dream...that lived in me, i just projected it over your beautiful screen."
. Took a lil nap where roots all twist, squished a rotten peach in my fist and dreamed about you, Woman
EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE FOR SHITS N GIGGLES, I GOTTA BRING BACK MY VERSION OF BRITNEY SPEARS HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME. THERE ARE MORE VIDEOS OF ME ROCKIN IT IN MY VIDS SECTION.
Jess is better than Britney
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This is my Mimi! My Meemers! my Meemalina!! I wuv this lil woofers! Aww meemers....my babygirl
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Myspace Countdown Clocks at WishAFriend.com
I like cool people. Are you cool? Are you cool like a pack of Kools? If one day, you and I are not cool, don't expect me to come kissin your ass. Cuz i won't. That's not cool
I LOVE BREAKING BENJAMIN!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Jon Bon Jovi in 1987. Now they just suck. Keep playing your country songs cowboy. Even though you are from NJ. I love Bon Jovi 80's Era

Music:

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Movies:

the sixth sense, never been kissed, goonies, lucas, weird science, howard the duck, back to the future,fried green tomatoes,Gia, Peggy Sue Got Married, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Mommie Dearest, Mrs. Doubtfire, Sister Act,Sixteen Candles, National Lampoons European Vacation, Dumb and Dumber, The Notebook, School of Rock, The Hot Chick

Television:

My 4 elderly Beaut's...Dorothy, Blanche, Rose and Sophia. Roseanne, The Cosby Show, all those crazy VH1 reality shows, Maury, THE NEWS preferrably CNN and MSNBC because Fox News wants to have sex with George W. Bush.
THIS STUPID GIRL IS WACK. I LOVE HER. SHE'S SO DUMB
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My Blog

so ok

today i was in wawa by my house and i went to pay for my stuff, and as i am swiping my debit card thru the little debit card thingy, the mgr tells me that he doesnt think it is going to work, because ...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 26 May 2008 07:24:00 PST

California

well holy crap. i took a vivarin and i am INSANE right now. i have come to the conclusion that to get past whatever nonsense my brain is torturing me with, i have to be caffeinated and bouncing off th...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:23:00 PST

Get to know me now, cuz i wont be around much longer

i just did my life expectancy test and according to its findings, i will live til i am age 43. that is 12 years from now. fuckin great. is that right? http://gosset.wharton.upenn.edu/~foster/mortality...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 18 May 2008 07:29:00 PST

I am sick of...

hillary and obama. hilbama, obambarrack, baraclinton. ok, obama has big ears and hillary has a big head. i don't care anymore. so so so so sick of it. i'm sick of people that give ME the finger when ...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:14:00 PST

ever since i had the baby, alcohol and i dont get along: an email from Mike to me

2 drink limit&then you're flagged. Yeah, like that's going to happen&."I want another one" &.then we are going to get something to eat and 5 minutes later&.uhhh my stomach, I don't feel good&.I ...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:35:00 PST

JEW

i'm going to see jimmy eat world for the millionth time in atlantic city tomorrow night; one of my only sources of pleasure in this world...well until weezer's new cd comes out in june, but jezza love...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 02 May 2008 04:57:00 PST

Does anyone else think I am a freak?

I can't sleep at night if the clock is staring me in the face. I have to cover the time up with a post it. I can't sleep at night if the power button on the tv is lit up. i have a flat screen in my ro...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:11:00 PST

Running, running as fast as we can. I really hope we make it, do you think we’ll make it

i should run, but i am typing. running really works. i was told yesterday that running is bad for you, but how can that be? i have lost 17 lbs since Feb....therefore, running cannot be bad for you. i ...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:43:00 PST

I’m a tad obsessed. Musical orgasm

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Posted by Jess on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:18:00 PST

Well damn, this song has been in front of my face for almost 15 years

i think this song used to get on my nerves in high school. maybe cuz it was played so much on the radio. now, that it is older, it's refreshing to hear it every so often. Me n my song lyrics....i swea...
Posted by Jess on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:29:00 PST