Don't bother trying to add me or sending me mail, you're a loser and I will not respond.
I am a man and I make no excuses for my desires, I make no excuses for myself, and I move through the world without apology.
I am an asshole with a heart of gold, or a nice guy that can be a real dick.
You decide which sounds better.
I love tender moments, little kittens and wee puppies, they are nicer than most people, not afraid to show you who they really are, and usually let me scratch them behind the ears without filing any charges.
I am the one that chooses whether or not we get along.
Deal with it.
You people that constantly argue over who should or should not be the President are brainwashed morons, and I am better than you.
It bothers me how Paul Newman puts his disembodied head on the packaging of all his products, the salad dressing especially. It's just plain old creepy.
I am Cringe Humor obsessed (cringehumor.net), that means I enjoy inappropriate racial, sexual orientation, and sexist jokes.
I do what I want, when I want, and how I want, but you've probably figured that out already.
