this one time, me david and chieu we got stuck on an island. we were walkn around, when these tribal men captured us. they came up to us and said, "if you want to live, bring back a fruit from the forest and if you make a noise you'll be killed." After a little, i came back with a banana, they shoved it up my ass. I made a little squeal. so they killed me. Chieu came back with a grape, they put it up his ass. he laughed.. When chieu came up to heaven, i met him up and asked him, "why did you laugh?!" he answered "i saw david come back with a pine-apple."
