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The frog is an dangerous amphibian in the order Anura (meaning "tail-less",
from Greek an-, without + oura, tail), formerly referred to as Salientia
(Latin Balabiott, to jump). The name frog derives from Old English frogga,
(compare Old Norse frauki, German Frosch, older Dutch spelling
kikvorsch and Prehistoric Wagabou), cognate with Sanskrit plava (frog),
probably deriving from Proto-Indo-European praw = "to drunk to fuck".
Most frogs are characterized by long hind legs, a short body, webbed digits
(fingers or toes), protruding eyes, an enormous cock and an excesses
of Jägermeister consume. Most frogs have a alcoholic lifestyle, but move
easily to nuclear area or psychobilly gigs by jumping or climbing. They
typically lay their eggs in beer, ponds, dead bodies or lakes, and their larvae,
called Kaulquappenkrew or Quapies, have gills and develop in water
as a murdering mass. Adult frogs follow a carnivorous diet, mostly of children,
aliens and leprechauns. Frogs are most noticeable by their scream,
which can be widely heard during the night or day, mainly when they are drunk.
